CRIME
IN STEREO
Crime in
Stereo is
Dead
(Bridge Nine)
COLISEUM
No
Salvation
(Relapse)
TERHEN
Eyes
Unfolded
(Firebox)
OXBOW
The Narcotic Story
(Hydra Head)
THESE ARE:
Scare Tactics
(Hold True)
TOMAHAWK
Anonymous
(Ipecac)
CAPITAL
Homefront
(Revelation)
GET BACK UP
Weathering the Storm
(Organized Crime)
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ENDWARFMENT
The Paralympik Sessions
(Duplicate)
    
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The
style of this Norwegian band is described by the label as
‘retarded deathgrind’. Which is pretty much kind of funny, and
very much sorta true. You have to take this in with a grain of
salt. Not because of its extremity or its muffled guitars but
because apparently the band insists on being put in the Special
People category. No surprise then that Endwafment only sing
about mongoloids, feces juggling, a bastard breeding daddy,
conjoint twins, etc, etc… Plus, they also sing about all other
sorts of shit like that. Check their artwork, I must admit, the
cover for The Paralympik Sessions is great; the Olympic
rings have been adorned with stick people in wheelchairs. That’s
obviously not the result of retard brainstorming.
Which takes us
to the main point, is the music retarded? Perhaps a bit. There
is an unfounded school of though that proposes that grind is
indeed the stuff of the mentally stupid because of its chaotic
extremity and because of the lowbrow mentality of the audience
that such noise appeals to. Endwarfment certainly isn’t
attempting any new tricks here. So we can assume that they are a
bit dumb, or at least lack gray matter on the brain matter. They
are merely rehashing chunky shit-like grind, with deep growled
vocals, the occasional funny sample, a bit of dwarf porn, a few
blast beats and a humorous take that is supposed to offend
mostly everyone and engage fans of all things extreme. We know
these dudes ain’t musical dummies though, and for all the
simplicity that is contained here, the band counts members of
bands as experienced and heralded as DHG and Aura Noir in their
ranks.
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