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COMPLETE FAILURE

Today Is The Day Tour Highlights & Lowlights.

UNDERGROUND REISSUES VIII
Skullflower, Abomination, Winter, Macabre, etc.

TALES FROM THE
CUTOUT BIN VIII

The Record Industry May Be in
Shambles But We Feel No Guilt.


TAMPA: A VERY VERY
CURTAILED HISTORY

And the Current State of Our
Metal Scene.

UNDERGROUND METAL
REISSUES VI
I

Some Germans, some Brazilians, some Christians, some weirdos walk into a bar...

UNDERGROUND METAL
REISSUES VI

Some Germans, some Brazilians, some Christians, some weirdos walk into a bar..

LOS VIOLADORES
A Retrospective Conversation
with Pil Trafa vocalist of the
Argentinean punk legends.


TALES FROM THE
CUTOUT BIN VII
Eight Old Ones Get Resurrected
From the Can.

UNDERGROUND
METAL REISSUES V
Naglfar, Gorguts, Dark Funeral,
Blessed Death, etc,


BULLDOZER

The Story of the Legendary
Italian Thrash Metal Band

TALES FROM THE
CUTOUT BIN VI
Eight New Heavyweight Cutout
Bin Dwellers.

UNDERGROUND
METAL REISSUES IV
Disincarnate, Paradox,
Quick Change, etc

TALES FROM THE
CUTOUT BIN V
A New Installment in Our
Nobel Prize Winning Series

KIN PING MEH
70's Kraut Prog That Makes
Good Use of Restrain and Puts
the Emphasis in Songrwriting

UNDERGROUND
METAL REISSUES 3

Metal Classics Get the Treatment

TALES FROM THE
CUTOUT BIN IV
Record Hunting in South
America for Spain's Post
Punk Classics

MORE FEATURES

STIFFS, INC.

Oral History in Three Acts.   

 

ACT II: THE MIDDLE

 

DESTROY ALL ART 45 AND ART COVER

 

Paul Boering: There was a famous gangland slaying in 1929 known as the "St. Valentine's Day Massacre".  There is a photograph of the murder scene which is what we set out to recreate on the back of the "Destroy All Art" single.  Also, since we were calling to "Destroy All Art", and we didn't believe THE STIFFS were exempt from that manifesto, the photo on the back depicts our murder/suicide.

 

Whitey Sterling: Violence always held something for me.  Crime offered some sort of logic to the chaos that was violence, or perhaps just style. Crime of days past, that is, as it was easy to romanticize.  Modern day crime left us cold.

 

RX Mauser: The fascination with "stylish crime" is simply that it was in fact stylish. Crime these days may hold some fascination in what people will do or try to do, but it tends to be outright ugly and/or boring.

 

Bryn Mars:  The interest (with crime) was due to a combination of many things - a yearning for the New York of the past, the amazing imagery/photographs of the era, the nicknames, the stories, and above all, the clothes...a fine fedora rakishly askew after a bullet to the head was pure perfection.

 

Listen to the song “Destroy All Art”

 

FROM THE STIFFS TO STIFFS, INC.

 

Paul Boering:  That band – THE STIFFS from England during the late 1970's --- was not very well-known, and we didn't think our band would ever get to a point where we would have high enough visibility that it would be an issue.  American did not want to have any legal issues with any of the previous bands who had called themselves "THE STIFFS", so they suggested we change the name.  We chose STIFFS, INC. due to its similarities to "Murder, Inc.", which was a crime organization from the 1930's.     

 

Whitey Sterling:  I was happy for the change, as STIFFS, INC. seemed to express more of what we were about.  I tend to think of the suffix as tapping into both our secretarial and murderous interests.  Dystopian as well.

 

Listen to an early version of “Blown Away Baby”


SIGNING TO A MAJOR

 

Paul Boering: Johan Kugelberg was the gentleman who signed us to Onion/American. Rick Rubin hired Johan Kugelberg to start his own imprint (Onion Records) which would be underneath the umbrella of American Recordings.  I believe the concept was that Johan (who used to work at Matador Records) would sign underground-type bands, for very little money, and then these bands would hopefully provide some sort of hipness factor to American.  And perhaps American was also secretly hoping that one or more of these Onion bands would gain unforeseen popularity .

RICK RUBIN – AMERICAN RECORDS HEAD HONCHO

 

Paul Boering: Rick Rubin had nothing to do with our signing or with the recording of Nix Nought Nothing. I met him once for 30 seconds in American's offices; none of the other STIFFS even met him. My only impression of him was that he had a long beard. 

 

Whitey Sterling: Rick Rubin kept his distance from us.

 

RX Mauser: I neither know what involvement Rick Rubin had with regard to us, though my impression was not a lot. I don't think we piqued his interest. I remember someone at American saying that he was going through some kind of a mid-life crisis at the time and that music, in general, wasn't thrilling him.

 

Bryn Mars:  Rick Rubin was totally absent.  In fact, I never met him.  I think at the time he was bored with running a label and was getting more involved in his various producing projects since it was easier, more fun, and much more lucrative.  Around the time we were signed, his work with the CHILI PEPPERS was leading to other projects, like producing AC/DC, one of his favorite bands.  So, to him, we held zero interest.  I doubt he even listened to our record.

 

NIX NOUGHT NOTHING SONGWRITING PROCESS

 

Whitey Sterling: I had a feeling when songwriting of constantly casting aside.  Once it seemed understood or the workings of the song made sense, there was a desire to undo it. Not conscious so much, but just how we were.  And constantly paring. Remove anything unnecessary in a way.  Later we started to embrace what we would have considered unnecessary, and at this point I see the delineation as meaningless.

 

RX Mauser:  The songwriting process was always the same throughout our existence as a band. The process most often began with Whitey bringing in a more or less compete idea of a song that we would all put to the anvil to see what might be forged. It was truly a collaborative process.

 

LYRICS

 

Whitey Sterling: Certainly the lyrics can be seen as nihilistic, but I prefer to view them as nothingcentric.  I think at our core all of us understand that ultimately all is devoid of any sort of inherent nature, and impermanent.  We spend much of our life attempting to come to terms with this in some way.  Some of us choose to find meaning in all sorts of things, and some of us choose to find meaning in nothing.  I think on some level, the lyrics deal with finding meaning in nothing, but not in the sense of finding that there is no meaning in anything, but in the sense that even nothingness has meaning.  It could be stated, by this same token, that meaning has nothingness inherent in it as well.  Understanding this paradox (or, not understanding it, as it is not something to be understood so much as it simply is a truth of experience) lies at the heart of much of what is said there.  I don't even think I understood exactly at the time, but that is in keeping with the fact that it is not something to be understood but experienced.  This digresses from the question a bit, but suffice to say that I knew that nothing held something for me, and I would be damned if I was not going to find it.  The irony is that it was by finally not finding it that all fell into place on some level.  There is nothing there, and by that I mean that it all adds up to an emptiness, but this emptiness holds all of it at once.  It is the unity that holds nihilism and faith in the same space. 

 

Listen to the song “Panic in the Springtime”

 

THE RECORDING OF NIX NOUGHT NOTHING

 

Paul Boering: By necessity, the recording of the album was quick, clean and efficient.  The album had a low budget --- ($6,000 I believe) --- so we could only allot 4 days for recording and 3 days for mixing.  We recorded all of the songs live. Bryn, Mauser and I were in one room together, and Whitey was in a vocal isolation booth.  We did two or three takes of each song, and as soon as we had one take which we felt was decent, we moved on to the next song.  Whitey then went back and re-sang his vocals, and we overdubbed some things such as background vocals, second guitar parts, little keyboard noodles, etc. Antony (now of ANTONY & THE JOHSONS) produced the album with us.  It was he who came up with the idea to assemble a large group chorus to sing the "quite sane" part at the end of "Mary Pickford".  We called everyone we knew, and were able to assemble quite an impressive congregation: members of THE AMAZING CHERUBS, FUR, several members of the BLACKLIPS PERFORMANCE CULT, Peter Zaremba of THE FLESHTONES (who was working in the studio where we were recording), and Jacqueline Breyer (who is now a part of PSYCHIC TV).  Melora (of RASPUTINA) came in to play cello on "Mary Pickford". 

 

Whitey Sterling:   I loved recording Nix Nought Nothing.  No one mucked with us, and we had wonderful creative control.  We recorded it at the soon to be gone Coyote Studios. Dave Sardy was a secret producer, and an unexpected pleasure was to have Peter Zaremba (THE FLESHTONES) on hand to help out. 

 

RX Mauser:  A lot of credit for the sound of the album should go to the uncredited (by choice) engineer, Dave Sardy. While he certainly didn't understand us personally, he at least seemed to have some understanding of our music. He was originally supposed to only supervise the recording, but when we were unable to get the mixing of the record going, he was called back in to save the day. It was pretty amazing.  We were trying everything, but everything sounded like it was coated with mud. When Sardy came back, he simply turned a few knobs and it all sounded like we had envisioned.

Bryn Mars:  From my standpoint, I felt a little "cheated".  I played all my tracks "live", with all of the songs played back-to-back, and was only given about 8 hrs to get them "down".  So, for me, it was not the romantic vision of recording on a major label's dime...i.e. could take your time, could enjoy a fine wine while eating some fancy food, and could hang out with some supermodels.  For me, I was in, out, and done in one day.  But, maybe that was what gives the album its sonic sense of urgency...1, 2, 3, you get one shot at this, GO!

 

Listen to an early version of  “Work Work Work…”


THE COVER

Paul Boering: The object on the cover of the album is some sort of antique ophthalmologist's device. Around the time we were trying to figure out what the album cover was going to be, I was strolling through the streets of SoHo, when I happened upon the storefront window of Mister E. Buk.  The window was filled with 7 or 8 amazing antique objects which I thought might play some part in our artwork. His space was filled with the most amazing antique objects I had ever seen, and many of them were of a scientific or medical nature which was right up THE STIFFS' alley.  Later Whitey went back with Marti (our photographer), and they went through more of the objects, and Whitey became enamored with this ophthalmologist's device.  Marti took Polaroids of the object and Whitey developed this elaborate concept for the album cover with the ophthalmologist's device appearing on a black & white checkerboard tile floor, with a pool of blood in the background.  We constructed a diorama on a table in my apartment, containing all the aforementioned details.  When we saw the contact sheet of all the photographs, we saw the close-up and said "That's it!" 
 

“CHELSEA” AS A SINGLE

 

Paul Boering: We made a video for "Chelsea", but it was never played on MTV.  Supposedly, the video was played on some Canadian music video channel. And I don't think we were played on college radio.  We were covered in CMJ and they put "Chelsea" on the compilation CD which came with the magazine. American Recordings got us a piece in SPIN Magazine, which was helpful.  Many people have told us they bought Nix Nought Nothing after seeing us in SPIN.

Whitey Sterling: I think by the time we were doing the album, we were not so enamored with "Chelsea" any more.  But it seemed like there was little debate that it would be the single.  Public reaction to it?  There was a public reaction?  American tried to promote us, but we did our best to thwart their efforts.

 

RX Mauser: “Chelsea” got a generally pretty good reaction, but not a very widespread one. Promotion seemed to have been a genuine issue with the band. I think a big part of the problem is that they just didn't know what to do with us. I mean, promoting SIR MIX-A-LOT or The BLACK CROWES is a no-brainer, but STIFFS, INC.?  We have to bear our part of the blame in this regard as well. The classic example of this was when we somehow got offered a spot in Rolling Stone's swimsuit issue. It was obvious that the label really wanted us to do this, but it was just too contrary to the aesthetics and principles of the band and we had to say no.

 

Bryn Mars: “Chelsea” went no where.  We probably should have toured abroad in retrospect.  Early royalty checks showed that we were being played in Canada, Italy, and some other foreign lands.  They seemed to "get it", but the folks in the US sure didn't.

 

Listen to an early version of  “Chelsea”

 

TOURING

 

Paul Boering: We went on a six-week tour of the U.S. with JONATHAN FIRE*EATER. The tour had some great shows, such as in Sioux City, Iowa and Portland, Oregon.  Iowa City was a lowlight --- the total number of audience members was literally zero.  The only people in the club were THE STIFFS, the members of JONATHAN FIRE*EATER, and the club's bartender/soundman.  Another lowlight/highlight was in Las Vegas, where we found out the club was a place called BOOMERS, which was an imitation HOOTERS joint. The two bands decided little could be gained by playing this venue and we went off and played miniature golf instead.


RX Mauser: The tour could easily have been a disaster with our booking agent going AWOL early on so that some of the shows either weren't promoted, and hence not well-attended, or we would drive hours to a show only to find that we had not been booked at all. Still, I think we can all say that the tour was one of the best experience of our lives and the fact that we were touring with JONATHAN FIRE*EATER is one of the reasons why. They were great guys and we liked their music. We also had a good time gambling away the little funds we had accrued throughout the tour in some divey old casino. We had tried one of the fancier casinos, but were kicked out with the explanation that "People like you (i.e. Whitey) are the type that try to rob the joint."

 

Listen to a different version of “Engineering” Recorded as a promotional single before embarking on the tour alongside JONATHAN FIRE*EATER, this is the version the band always intended to release.

 

 Go to ACT III: THE END

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