LENTO
Earthen
(Supernatural Cat)
END OF LEVEL
BOSS
Inside the Difference Engine
(Exile On Mainstream)
ISOLE
Bliss of
Solitude
(Napalm)
ACID
MOTHERS TEMPLE
& THE
MELTING PARAISO U.F.O
Nam Myo Ho
Ren Ge Kyo
(Ace Fu)
O'DEATH
Head Home
(Ernest Jenning)
TRAP THEM
Seance Prime
(Deathwish)
DYSRHYTHMIA/ROTHKO
Fractures
(Acerbic Noise Development)
THE FIRE THE FLOOD
Truth Seekers
(No Sleep)
MORE REVIEWS
|
 |
TURBONEGRO
Retox
(Cooking Vinyl)
    
|
|
|
|
Yes,
Turbonegro has never made a bad album. But at the same time they
have never been able to re-deliver a recording with the same
nasty attitude, twisted humor and contagious energy as 1989’s
super charged and masterful Apocalypse Dudes. I said it
in my review of their previous Party Animals (which
appeared in two other sites), and I say it again; only
Turbonegro is to blame for setting the bar so high. Retox,
much like Party Animals, suffers the same fate. A few of
the tracks are simply lackluster, not only on execution but they
suffer of generic songwriting syndrome. The badly placed “Hell
Toupee” is perhaps Turbonegro at its most downtrodden and
ordinary. Its chorus has as much imagination as the tip of a
desk or a piece of white paper. And the same can be said about
at least two more tracks from Retox. It’s not all lost
though, “No, I’m Alpha Male” has metal written all over
Euroboy’s guitars. Like in previous releases Euroboy’s riffs and
sparkling solos are invigorating, and at its core are the
beating heart of the band. Not many punk bands place as much
emphasis on this as Turbonegro, and that may just be the link
between Turbonegro and its growing metal fan base.
For the most
part though Retox will satisfy the Turbonegro fan. It’s
always been the case that Turbonegro’s songs are immediate and
Retox has its fair share of rapid hooks and musical ear
candy. Hank Helvete’s voice is not only incredibly easy on the
ear but is also accessible. The band’s lyrics haven’t changed
much; lowbrow humor all around this band remains one of the best
foreign/English as a Second Language acts when it comes down to
dealing with asses, fake homosexuality, drugs, decadence,
destruction and all sorts of acts and attitudes that are only
bound to bring humanity a bit closer to the apocalypse. ‘What
is rock!? Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a
dog or a man. What is your rock!? Rock is the possibility of
choking in your own vomit in the back of a rapist’s van. What is
rock? Denim clad Satanists making love in the sewers of
Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher’s prime.’ Few might
agree. But when said with this much conviction is hard to
argue. “I Wanna Come” may signify maturity. With the band
taking a breather and approaching their rock in a more soulful
way. Mid–tempo delivery, classic pop hooks, but go figure. You
know that when Turbonegro say ‘come’, they are not asking
you to get up and get walking. I am a big fan. For a few years,
they were on my Top 10. They have given me the most memorable
live experience of my life. And for that I wish I could give
them at least 4 sparrows. But in the spirit of objectivity, that
won’t happen at least until they come within reaching distance
to Apocalypse Dudes.
Official Site
MySpace
|