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A Few Thoughts About “The Blackout” (1997)

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A Few Thoughts About “The Blackout” (1997)

Addiction is a tricky thing, seductive and destructive in equal doses. The addict has no qualms about what they do or who they hurt in order to get their fix – once the brain gets back into Reptilian Mode, all bets are off. Your garden-variety addict will lie, cheat, and steal to get exactly what […]

Two Films of Christmas Horror and Hate

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Two Films of Christmas Horror and Hate

As of this writing, it’s December 25th and my Christmas celebration began with a domestic squabble with my on-again/off-again domestic partner. Things got uglier and fists got introduced into the equation. Like a gentleman (or a coward who realizes that a ‘Domestic Violence’ rap is not going to look very appealing to my newly-found corporate […]

PURE FILTH – Book Review

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PURE FILTH – Book Review

In the world of hardcore pornography, no actor’s legend looms larger than that of the Mad Satyr himself, Mr. Jamie Gillis. Once described by no less an authority than Al Goldstein as “the best actor in porn and the biggest pervert as well,” Gillis’ oevure runs the gamut of perversion and sleaze, from the playful […]

Claymore – Series Review

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Claymore – Series Review

One of the reasons our media section takes forever to add a review to is because of things like this.  Anime, as most of you likely are aware, typically requires a full series watch to truly understand, especially since lots of series tank about midway and you feel like an idiot for even starting, but […]

Hellsing Ultimate – Series Review

Hellsing Ultimate – Series Review

You know what they say about anime, the more interested you’re in a series, the more likely the ending is going to leave you in a rage.  That should suffice if you don’t feel like reading the rest of this, but if you do, let us continue.  Hellsing, as the original series is known for […]

Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part III – Children of Dune

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Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part III – Children of Dune

Daaaaaaiimn son, this is the CLIMAX of the Dune Triology!  Holy shit yes!  At least, that’s what they said back then, according to the cover you see down there.  This was the greatest sales success sci-fi had ever seen.  That’s a sad fact, because after everyone read it, or tried to at least, the pretending […]

Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part II – Dune Messiah

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Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part II – Dune Messiah

If you started here, you started wrong, or in my opinion thematically, probably right. I suggest you read my analysis of Dune before going through this one.  If you’re interested, just click here for the truth about that living suck. Dune Messiah was Herbert’s first sequel in his Dune universe, and it tends to be […]

The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)

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The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)

Wow, here’s a pile of mutated, rotting, festering, very-bad-smelling human fluid and waste products.  Let’s get something straight around here.  I love bad movies, love em.  And there’s no sense in arguing why, because if you’re reading this, you’ve been there too.  The troubling filming techniques, the poorly articulated dialog, the horrid acting, the ridiculous […]

Girls on the Road (VHS)

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Girls on the Road (VHS)

Woah, what?  What what what?  Now and then, if you’re actually interested, you’ll come across forgotten oddities like this beauty right here.  Got this from a friend for a pretty penny, pretty much paying for the cover and expecting to sell it immediately after watching based on what little you can find about it online, […]

10 Reasons Why Disney’s Frozen SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK

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10 Reasons Why Disney’s Frozen SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK

I can’t believe this is happening.  Why in the Hell are we bothering with this stupid review?  Whatever, anyway, that’s right, this article deserved a full-out CAPS assault to get your attention, and also to get more hits on Google.  Sometimes we do odd things around here.  We’re sure you all feel cool being ultra […]

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