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The 10 Worst Atari 2600 Games (E.T. Is Not One of Them, Duh)

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The 10 Worst Atari 2600 Games (E.T. Is Not One of Them, Duh)

Yeah, sure, it’s been done, but it’s never been done right, and in this case it’s being done again because we’re deleting the original blog.  So yes, this is a rewrite of a previous article, but everyone loves these things.  However, in this case, there isn’t a proper ‘top ten worst’ list for the Atari 2600. They all […]

Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part I – Dune

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Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part I – Dune

Well, as you can assume, I, Arkus have been taking my time reading something. This mysterious something with irritating italics in places that don’t make sense all of the time, is all of the original Dune novels written by Frank Herbert, throwing in the parody called Doon for my final analysis.  This was actually published about two years ago, but in creating the new […]

Keep My Grave Open

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Keep My Grave Open

Awesome title, bad, bad movie.  How many times has this happened to you?  A title conjures images you can’t wait to have fulfilled, only to find them ripped from you head and stomped into the ground repeatedly as a laugh track fills the air.  Here’s another laugh track for you, there are some people who […]

The Night God Screamed

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The Night God Screamed

When a movie comes along with a title as awesome as The Night God Screamed it’s hard not to instantly start thinking what it could be about. What kind of monstrosity could be so evil that the big G himself would let out a sissy little yelp of terror? What ungodly act of brutal savagery could […]

The Blood Spattered Bride

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The Blood Spattered Bride

Seriously, some of this box art from the old VHS days, when things came in boxes bigger than your head or in shiny clamshells, really, just wow sometimes.  At other times come on, stop leading us on!  Case in point, this film, because the girl you see on the cover appears nowhere in the actual movie […]

Bay of Blood

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Bay of Blood

Mario Bava has always been that Italian director false horror fans seem to overlook, instead latching onto Lucio Fluci for some damn reason, often without sufficient explanation.  Fulci, to his credit, was a rather prolific director with his hands over almost any genre you could think of, and today he has a cult following largely […]

Drive-In Massacre

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Drive-In Massacre

After finding this tape at Goodwill for way less than you’d pay for it online, Drive-In Massacre left me only enjoying the cover art.  What could have been an interesting slasher just ends up a gimmick, a total goddamn gimmick.  There were a bunch of these films after the legendary Blood Feast was released in the 60s, and […]