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Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part II – Dune Messiah

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Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part II – Dune Messiah

If you started here, you started wrong, or in my opinion thematically, probably right. I suggest you read my analysis of Dune before going through this one.  If you’re interested, just click here for the truth about that living suck. Dune Messiah was Herbert’s first sequel in his Dune universe, and it tends to be […]

The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)

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The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)

Wow, here’s a pile of mutated, rotting, festering, very-bad-smelling human fluid and waste products.  Let’s get something straight around here.  I love bad movies, love em.  And there’s no sense in arguing why, because if you’re reading this, you’ve been there too.  The troubling filming techniques, the poorly articulated dialog, the horrid acting, the ridiculous […]

Girls on the Road (VHS)

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Girls on the Road (VHS)

Woah, what?  What what what?  Now and then, if you’re actually interested, you’ll come across forgotten oddities like this beauty right here.  Got this from a friend for a pretty penny, pretty much paying for the cover and expecting to sell it immediately after watching based on what little you can find about it online, […]

10 Reasons Why Disney’s Frozen SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK

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10 Reasons Why Disney’s Frozen SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK

I can’t believe this is happening.  Why in the Hell are we bothering with this stupid review?  Whatever, anyway, that’s right, this article deserved a full-out CAPS assault to get your attention, and also to get more hits on Google.  Sometimes we do odd things around here.  We’re sure you all feel cool being ultra […]

Shock Waves (VHS)

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Shock Waves (VHS)

Ummm…hmm.  Here’s a film lots of people wonder about.  And if they’ve seen it, they usually rave about it.  “Oh shit Shock Waves,” they’ll say, most likely.  In fact I (editor) can remember my brother and I at the old rental place always wondering about it, but for some reason never checking it out in […]

Dota 2: Thoughts 400 Hours In

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Dota 2: Thoughts 400 Hours In

It definitely needs to be said first that I, Cole Olson, have only played this game for 400 hours. That is it – 400 hours with probably around 50 alone dicking around with bots but do you know why I spent 100 hours dicking around with bots? Because I’ve heard such atrocious things about the […]

The 10 Worst Atari 2600 Games (E.T. Is Not One of Them, Duh)

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The 10 Worst Atari 2600 Games (E.T. Is Not One of Them, Duh)

Yeah, sure, it’s been done, but it’s never been done right, and in this case it’s being done again because we’re deleting the original blog.  So yes, this is a rewrite of a previous article, but everyone loves these things.  However, in this case, there isn’t a proper ‘top ten worst’ list for the Atari 2600. They all […]

Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part I – Dune

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Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part I – Dune

Well, as you can assume, I, Arkus have been taking my time reading something. This mysterious something with irritating italics in places that don’t make sense all of the time, is all of the original Dune novels written by Frank Herbert, throwing in the parody called Doon for my final analysis.  This was actually published about two years ago, but in creating the new […]

Keep My Grave Open

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Keep My Grave Open

Awesome title, bad, bad movie.  How many times has this happened to you?  A title conjures images you can’t wait to have fulfilled, only to find them ripped from you head and stomped into the ground repeatedly as a laugh track fills the air.  Here’s another laugh track for you, there are some people who […]

The Night God Screamed

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The Night God Screamed

When a movie comes along with a title as awesome as The Night God Screamed it’s hard not to instantly start thinking what it could be about. What kind of monstrosity could be so evil that the big G himself would let out a sissy little yelp of terror? What ungodly act of brutal savagery could […]

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