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Jessica93 – Rise

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Jessica93 – Rise

Goth night.  Let’s all hide in the corners and stare at our sneakers whilst viewing the more courageous of dark dwellers engaging in the dance of Goth, faces painted, hair dyed in deep colors, chains around their necks, fishnets down to heels, let us watch.  Let us brood about all things that require pills, and […]

Вий – S/T

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Вий – S/T

We were just totally in the mood for something terribly ugly today.  This one was actually discovered by accident, after checking out the Facebook page of SaturninE, who we reviewed only a few weeks ago.  Вий was an act playing with them in Italy for an underground doom gig that came up in the feed, […]

Panychida – Grief for an Idol

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Panychida – Grief for an Idol

Good pagan metal, where art thou?  Any time this guy right here has an urge to release the catharsis of the pagan somewhere deep in his being, he goes straight to Eastern Europe.  Partially because his roots lie there, partially because he can speak one Eastern European language and understand some others, and also partially […]

Oyaarss – Zemdega

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Oyaarss – Zemdega

Could have sworn we reviewed Oyaarss’ last release, but apparently it was too old for our little two-year rule when it came in.  Well, since we didn’t, here’s a quick summary and introductory statement for his newest album, Zemdega, which we can, in fact, review.  So that last one, spectacular, an incredible mix of ambient with […]

Varathron – Untrodden Corridors of Hades

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Varathron – Untrodden Corridors of Hades

Well, this was a ruined special review.  Originally, we intended on dealing out this on Saturday and calling it Satan Saturday, thereby giving us an excuse to post a Satanic something rather on Saturday thereafter and start a new trend no one else would pay attention to.  So that fell through, and then we figured, […]

Mobthrow – Unfolded

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Mobthrow – Unfolded

Must we say it again and ruin the opening of yet another review with repeat phrasing?  Ad Noiseam releases some of the most dank as fak music in eletronic in the entire history of the universe, and we’re including in there alien races yet to be discovered that press LPs using bioluminescence.  Seriously, anything this […]

Colosus – Blestem

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Colosus – Blestem

True black metal.  How many times have you heard that one?  True black metal from Norway.  True black metal from France.  True black metal from Chicago.  True black metal from Harrisonburg, PA.  But when has it really been ‘true’ and what does it even mean?  Let’s consider the options.  Must it sound classic, bold, inventive? […]

Capsize – The Angst In My Veins

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Capsize – The Angst In My Veins

LET’S OPEN UP THIS FOOKIN’ PIT N READ BOUT’ SUM’ MELODICK HOORDCORE.  Shit is angsty, shit is great, shit is Capsize. Capsize is a band from the best place on Earth, San Diego, California. They’re signed to Equal Vision Records which has bands such as A Lot Like Birds, I The Mighty, We Came As […]

crashfaster – superchroma

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crashfaster – superchroma

One of the things that amazes us is everyone assumes we’ve partaken in drugs at some point in our lives, especially when they hear a sample of the kind of music we listen to (browse site, please).  “Woooaaah, I bet you see some colors maaaaannnn…”  I, the editor, actually had to ask what in the […]

Darkenhöld – Castellum

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Darkenhöld – Castellum

Any metal that dares make it obvious it references anything of the ‘medieval’ has entered dangerous territory.  It’s a minefield full of active explosives every two inches and you happen to be going through it with a pogo stick.  So many times before, as we’ve seen, any reference to swords and sorcery, especially fantasy, have […]

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