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Those
have got to be implants. Their perfect roundness is
unnatural. Too godly to have blossomed without the aid
of a scalp and 2010 years of medical knowledge. Them
twins seem so perked up, them nipples point permanently
towards the optimal north. They are perfect, perfection
that should never be ensconced. Their bouncy volume and
admirable radius is provocative, like they are claiming
to be licked or pinched, whatever this whore prefers.
And her neck is covered. Was it not you could see those
bones and skin stretched for our luscious admiration.
Her neck is definitely fang-friendly. And how about
them brows? Ladies in convents don’t own no eyebrow pluckers.
What the fuck!
The death
metal of Faust is not as perfect as the anatomy of this lazy
lady though. It aspires to be. Obviously. It is so perfectly
executed, it’s cocky. Like a tedious show off stance of ‘let’s
see who can cram the most notes in our new song “Pig God Dog”.
Yeah, From Glory to Infinity is so finely recorded it lets you
appreciate the crazy tarantula finger work of bassist
extraordinaire Steve Di Giorgio (Sadus and others) and the
mesmerizing skin beating work of Darek "Daray" Brzozowski, the
same man who pounded for Vesania and Dimmu Borgir. …And then
some, the songs in this debut are tuned to perfection, so much
indeed, this is the least brutal death metal record ever. I
guess I can call it melodic death metal, but I would rather go with
power death metal instead, because it’s got all the cheese, and
then some.
The vocals
of Aleister are brutal. Death metal brutal. They are the most
death metal aspect of Faust. Aleister may be known to you for
his work with Ancient (who were often, pretty terrible) and
Abgott; here he growls like a dude that just swallowed a toad
and is trying to belch it out. If anyone is going to come to
admire From Glory to Infinity is not because of that though, but
because of how tuneful it is. The songs are upbeat, with
colorful riffs and solos that are as much fun as rainbows and
that oddly enough, take more space than the actual riffs. This
recording is musically flawless, but some would argue that death
metal need not be flawless at all. Fanboys who are into death
metal to be awed, help yourselves. Freaks looking for brutality
shall go hunting for something more insalubrious.
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