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crap film \ die \ Disney \ Frozen \ garbage film \ go to hell \ movie sucked \ please shut up \ shut up \ worst film in the world
10 Reasons Why Disney’s Frozen SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK
I can’t believe this is happening. Why in the Hell are we bothering with this stupid review? Whatever, anyway, that’s right, this article deserved a full-out CAPS assault to get your attention, and also to get more hits on Google. Sometimes we do odd things around here. We’re sure you all feel cool being ultra […]
awesome groove \ let's get it on \ My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult \ sex maniac witch \ spoon me baby \ TKK
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult: Spooky Tricks
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, which we’ll hereafter refer to as ‘The Kult’ to save some space, is easily one of the most influential, and perhaps the most prolific band the electronic underground has ever seen. Since their groundbreaking work in the 80s and 90s with such legendary tunes as “The Day of […]
Fist Fight in the Parking Lot \ interview \ sludge awesomeness ahoy
Interview with Fist Fight in the Parking Lot
Ah, the Pittsburgh scene. I (editor) grew up near the good old steel city, and friends and I would frequently check out shows there in the old Millvale Industrial Theater when you could see billings of noise or anything from Nunslaughter to A.C. (sometimes at the same time, true story), depending on the day. Pittsburgh […]
Mystery School Records \ Rapegoat \ Satanic butt punk \ sleazy as bawls
Rapegoat: S/T
Something about this album made me hate it at first (editor), and it seems to be an unusual conflict we usually don’t see around here. This was largely due to the appearance of the “should I review this?” question because I know one of the guys in it. But in our quest to be completely […]
horror \ max suck \ Shock Waves \ suckor \ VHS \ water zombies
Shock Waves (VHS)
Ummm…hmm. Here’s a film lots of people wonder about. And if they’ve seen it, they usually rave about it. “Oh shit Shock Waves,” they’ll say, most likely. In fact I (editor) can remember my brother and I at the old rental place always wondering about it, but for some reason never checking it out in […]
Christian metal that does not preach to thee \ Nightmare Records \ Teramaze
Teramaze: Esoteric Symbolism
When a band or record label says an album sounds like Tool, Metallica, Soilwork, and Devin Townsend, you can’t help but be skeptical and want to at least see if it matches up to such high expectations. This album…. does meet some of that hype – no doubt about that – but some of these […]
absolute devastation \ Aesthetic Death \ black metal \ holy shit are you serious \ noise metal \ sludge \ Wreck of the Hesperus \ you shall not survive
Wreck of the Hesperus: Light Rotting Out
Anyone who doesn’t enjoy this album and pretends to understand depressing funeral doom is full of crap. So full of crap. We’re talking like your DNA is literally crap if you say such a thing. Your parents were no better than the C.H.U.D. that spews the bile-ridden sewage that led to there actually being a […]
all of that \ doom \ help me I'm dying \ Hypnotic Dirge Records \ Odradek Room \ prog \ so dark \ so depressing \ Ukraine
Odradek Room: Bardo. Relative reality
No no no, we didn’t improperly write the title, that’s how it appears verbatim on the album cover, so give us a break. We don’t correct grammar and syntax errors of bands if they’re being “artistic” for us. Especially if they assist us with their knowledge, explaining the meaning of the Tibetan word ‘bardo’ on which […]
