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doesn't really go anywhere \ electronics \ experimental \ guitar \ so sorry please forgive us \ Storm Ross \ the truth hurts
Storm Ross – The Green Realm
This one hurts, it does. It always hurts us to our core when we have to give something an average or even slightly negative review. But not just that, because sometimes being negative is entirely enjoyable. However, in cases when the submission comes so professionally done and with so much care given to the […]
french fry song \ fuzz galore \ love that bass \ potatoes and guys without fingers \ Riff Fist \ something about riffs \ stoner
Riff Fist – Fistful of Riffs
This presents a conundrum of the most profound. Is the fist made of riffs? Or is it rather that the riffs are made of fist? This question may be impossible to answer, and we’re certainly not intelligent enough around here to figure it out, so we’ll save this philosophical speculation for the rest of you. […]
Beläten \ Cold Spring Records \ dark as fak \ Gothic dark industrial \ Malignant Records \ prepar to dye \ ritualistic as fak \ silken tofu \ Trepaneringsritualen
Double Header – Trepaneringsritualen
Seeing as we love this guy so much in all his blood-crusted beardiness, figured we’d save some time covering two labels and two different releases at once, as this special article style of ours is want to do. Thomas Ekelund, known as Trepaneringsritualen, we first reviewed in a split LP with DEATHSTENCH released by Malignant […]
bring it more please \ Moonlight Records \ more doom dudes \ Shinin' Shade \ where's the power? \ WTF more this needs more
Shinin’ Shade – Sat-Urn
It’s not good when you start with one of the worst band names we’ve encountered in awhile. We suppose, though, that if you’re going for more of the 1960s or 70s in terms of your “doom” it sounds fitting, like Blue Cheer or Incredible Hog. However, that always irritates the piss out of us, because […]
animal rights \ atmosphere \ girl singing from all angles \ screw humanity \ The Way of Purity \ WormHoleDeath Records \ yes yes yes
The Way of Purity – Equate
Sent a stack of WormHoleDeath releases to one of our writers to do a nice, giant article on the label, because the guys behind it are awesome, hardworking, and in spite of their underground status really push the promotional level of their stuff and take it with a grain of salt, which is a rarity […]
Dune \ Frank Herbert \ not as bad as first but still kind of sucks \ real bad \ sci-fi \ so I guess it's okay \ sucks bad
Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part II – Dune Messiah
If you started here, you started wrong, or in my opinion thematically, probably right. I suggest you read my analysis of Dune before going through this one. If you’re interested, just click here for the truth about that living suck. Dune Messiah was Herbert’s first sequel in his Dune universe, and it tends to be […]