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Fiend – Seeress (Doompth Metal)

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Fiend – Seeress (Doompth Metal)

  Yo I just came up with a new term: "doompth metal." At first read that sounds horrible, like a new taunt. You doompthus! That, another new word, is definitely a taunt, but doompth is not, sometimes. Okay let me be honest here it kind of is. Truth be told it's all I could come […]

Besta – Eterno Rancor (Crust Metal Capitalism)

Besta – Eterno Rancor (Crust Metal Capitalism)

  Yet another example of a book judged properly by its banking account. Marco Donida probably listened to Eterno Rancor as many times as I did, because I myself certainly thought of crucified snake Jesuses, a meth lab with a floating brain, a skeleton sycophant wading in toxic waste and refugee vomit with a bayoneted […]

Great Falls – A Sense of Rest (Post-Prefix Hardcore)

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Great Falls – A Sense of Rest (Post-Prefix Hardcore)

  There was something to this one I couldn't find the adjectives to explain, and then it came to me, just choose a prefix or two, though I'll focus on "un." Unengaging, ungood, see how easy? Let me explain further so it's more unclear. Post-hardcore goes in one of two directions: interesting or uninteresting. The […]

Black Viper – Hellions of Fire (Woah You Guys Do Power and/or Speed Metal?)

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Black Viper – Hellions of Fire (Woah You Guys Do Power and/or Speed Metal?)

  Sheah, we do power metal and/or speed metal on occasion. Got a problem with the gap in reviews? Huh? Deal with it (sunglasses drop), because most of it sucks hard. Too old school and/or not enough modern bite. Unlike thrash, which the majority of us can give a pass to regardless of how old […]

Roadkiller – S/T (One-Guitar Biker Punk)

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Roadkiller – S/T (One-Guitar Biker Punk)

  I was immediately drawn to the cover of this EP, because, um, look now, skeleton thing and it's riding a motorcycle whilst wielding a chain. And it's riding over skeletons. I mean basically it's some Ghost Rider shit without breaking copyright law, but this album most certainly breaks the law(s) in another way. Thought […]

Morbid Messiah – Demoniac Paroxysm (So Messy)

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Morbid Messiah – Demoniac Paroxysm (So Messy)

  This is one of those releases where you know exactly what you're in for yet it cleverly hides its filth so it passes Facebook censorship with flying colors. Note, for example, the torn, nude corpse at the bottom. I can guarantee their stupid scraper won't notice it even though nipple shots are a no-go. […]

Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

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Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

  Boy did I sit on this one a long time. I mean, yeah, we sit on stuff a long time in general, but this is different because hard copy submissions, provide we will review them in the first place, have always gotten priority. Why you break your own rules? My excuse is I listened […]

The Atrocity Exhibit – Extinction Solution (I Will Buy The Shirt)

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The Atrocity Exhibit – Extinction Solution (I Will Buy The Shirt)

  Yeah you know this site, we rip on grindcore something¬†fierce. Not sorry. Usually the trash we get is not just trash, it's the oozing bile sinking to the bottom of the trash. No, it's lower than that, it's the blackened stench you can't even see that emanates from that foul liquid and not even […]

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