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WITCH KING – Voice Of The Ossuary (Another Satan Metal Band)

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WITCH KING – Voice Of The Ossuary (Another Satan Metal Band)

  Sometimes the stupid titles I come up with sound more condescending than they actually are. They're more congenial, at times, like this time. I mean, come on, can't we at least question the Satan thing in metal once in awhile? Just once I'd like to see someone or some band do something a little more […]

Malsanctum – S/T (Two Minutes to Funeral Doom’s Funeral)

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Malsanctum – S/T (Two Minutes to Funeral Doom’s Funeral)

  Well, here it is, likely the first time something from Iron Bonehead Productions actually depresses me in the other way. I prefer the "why does the human race exist?" type of depression, but this is more of a "why was this album released?" sadness. Now, please pause, for I have already started this on an […]

Mandy (2018) (Big Chainsaw Duels Are Cool)

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Mandy (2018) (Big Chainsaw Duels Are Cool)

  Panos Cosmatos is a name that should definitely be known to fans of more off-the-wall cinema. Boosting up an undeniably old-school touch with modern cinematography and sound techniques, the young Canadian director should have been on indie film fans’ radar already his dazzling Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010). In 2018, he’s back again with […]

Kobold – Death Parade (When Will Vintage Thrash Die? Parade)

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Kobold – Death Parade (When Will Vintage Thrash Die? Parade)

  Welcome Serbia’s Kobold and their Death Parade, 15 tracks of ass-blistering, face-melting, dick-scalding, heart-burning, finger-gnashing, teeth-crushing, curb-stomped, methhead speed metal. The things I like about Kolbold’s take on the old is that it doesn’t stray from the path of what has come before.  The cover by Željko Manojlović is very 80’s with those Big Brother, […]

Maligner – Attraction to Annihilation (Everything Should Be Burned)

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Maligner – Attraction to Annihilation (Everything Should Be Burned)

  Lol this is such a goddamn fitting album to review today, it really is. If you're not aware, this site is so apolitical you'll swear off any potential party affiliation or political worldview immediately. Keep that crap out of here, unless it's to start flame wars in the comments so the site gets more hits. […]

Crawl – Rituals (Sweden Does It Again, Basically)

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Crawl – Rituals (Sweden Does It Again, Basically)

  I feel like I've been getting a lot of Swedish metal the past few months. Actually, it's probably more than I've noticed it since it's been pretty damn good in general. I really need to stop with the italics joke, so let's see if I can make it through the rest of this. Really I don't need […]

Délétère – De Horae Leprae (Canada’s Best Black Metal Band Do You Hear Me?)

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Délétère – De Horae Leprae (Canada’s Best Black Metal Band Do You Hear Me?)

  That's right, I'm going straight literal with the title to this review, because it's true do you hear me? Don't even bother tossing names of other Canadian black metal outfits at me, just don't. Délétère is the only one I want to hear about from now on do you hear me? I actually reviewed a previous release by them […]

TRUCHŁO STRZYGI – Pora Umierać (Polish Death Smash Punk)

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TRUCHŁO STRZYGI – Pora Umierać (Polish Death Smash Punk)

  Finally some punk I can legitimately review without feeling like I'm forcing it so this site seems diverse. Leave it to the Polish underground for it to happen, as typical punk submissions are too oiboi for me. Yes, there are also oigirls, but the term doesn't have the rhyme pattern my exquisite reviewing skills demand, […]

Demise – De la Manipulación A la Ignorancia (Guerrilla Metal RETURNS)

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Demise – De la Manipulación A la Ignorancia (Guerrilla Metal RETURNS)

  Anything from South America that is metal and has at least one mask-wearing member I like to now call "Guerrilla Metal," because I feel like I'm soaking in a jungle and being shot upon by many machine guns. And I just can't get enough of all of these bands referring to their following as "hordas." […]

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Uber Yet Untermensch Anime)

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The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Uber Yet Untermensch Anime)

  Oh yeah anime time. Why you take so long? Unlike sites of trash, I finish a series before I review, imagine that. How can one judge an anime on one episode or one season, if there are more than one? Like video games, a few minutes is not enough. Please. You may consider, by looking […]

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