We feature here only current staff members, not former members. We are currently only three and the filthiest, most vile, most misanthropic scum you will ever find. We cannot stand the underground, so we dig further below it and vomit our retch upon the provincials.

Stanley, Devourer of Souls: Editor and Owner

A feeder on the weak and a dominator of the pure, Stanley, Devourer of Souls is here to control your dreams and manipulate your opinions so that only his own matter. Random, self-deprecating, flagellating and autocratic, he knows that only the most rejected of things can possibly be the most desirable. He reviews anything, as long as it comes with a dark aesthetic and an apparent disgust for the human race that plagues the soil. Undermensch.

Bobby, Connoisseur of the Simulated Realm & Former Child: Lead Videograves Writer

What do you get when you cross electronic pop music, NASCAR, and POGs? Well, Bobby, the reviewer of video games, or as my mom called them, “Vidja Games”. Well guess what mom, I still play video games and it wasn’t a phase. It’s a perfectly normal way to relax and unwind for an adult. Oh and I like that squeeze cheese you can put on crackers.

Cthulen, Dead Dreamer: Lead Filmurder Writer

If you are looking for objective film critique, you’ve come to the wrong planet. After millennia of deep-sea slumber, Cthulen has emerged to wildly overrate garbage that appeals to his peculiar sensibilities and nitpick decent movies that piss him off for petty reasons.