We feature here only current staff members, not former members. We are currently only two and the filthiest, most vile, most misanthropic pair you will ever find. We cannot stand the underground, so we dig further below it and vomit our retch upon the provincials.


Stanley, Devourer of Souls: Editor/Writer/Owner

A feeder on the weak and a dominator of the pure, Stanley is here to control your dreams and manipulate your opinions so that only his own matter. Random, self-deprecating, flagellating and autocratic, he knows that only the most rejected of things can possibly be the most desirable. He reviews anything, as long as it comes with a dark aesthetic and an apparent disgust for the human race that plagues the soil.


 Che Chimera: Lead Writer

Che Chimaera is that dude who always has to bug you about how awesome he thinks something is by writing about it. That's probably how he wound up here, where he can unleash his unhealthy obsessions with art film, comics, and earthworm music with the innocent and unsuspecting. In his spare time away from this land of lost nonentities, he can normally be found with some torn and rain-damaged book on ancient history in one hand and a knife in the other, to protect against those pesky alligators of his native Florida, and also provincials.