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Two Films of Christmas Horror and Hate
As of this writing, it’s December 25th and my Christmas celebration began with a domestic squabble with my on-again/off-again domestic partner. Things got uglier and fists got introduced into the equation. Like a gentleman (or a coward who realizes that a ‘Domestic Violence’ rap is not going to look very appealing to my newly-found corporate […]
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The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)
Wow, here’s a pile of mutated, rotting, festering, very-bad-smelling human fluid and waste products. Let’s get something straight around here. I love bad movies, love em. And there’s no sense in arguing why, because if you’re reading this, you’ve been there too. The troubling filming techniques, the poorly articulated dialog, the horrid acting, the ridiculous […]
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Shock Waves (VHS)
Ummm…hmm. Here’s a film lots of people wonder about. And if they’ve seen it, they usually rave about it. “Oh shit Shock Waves,” they’ll say, most likely. In fact I (editor) can remember my brother and I at the old rental place always wondering about it, but for some reason never checking it out in […]
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Keep My Grave Open
Awesome title, bad, bad movie. How many times has this happened to you? A title conjures images you can’t wait to have fulfilled, only to find them ripped from you head and stomped into the ground repeatedly as a laugh track fills the air. Here’s another laugh track for you, there are some people who […]
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The Night God Screamed
When a movie comes along with a title as awesome as The Night God Screamed it’s hard not to instantly start thinking what it could be about. What kind of monstrosity could be so evil that the big G himself would let out a sissy little yelp of terror? What ungodly act of brutal savagery could […]
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Bay of Blood
Mario Bava has always been that Italian director false horror fans seem to overlook, instead latching onto Lucio Fluci for some damn reason, often without sufficient explanation. Fulci, to his credit, was a rather prolific director with his hands over almost any genre you could think of, and today he has a cult following largely […]
Drive-In Massacre
After finding this tape at Goodwill for way less than you’d pay for it online, Drive-In Massacre left me only enjoying the cover art. What could have been an interesting slasher just ends up a gimmick, a total goddamn gimmick. There were a bunch of these films after the legendary Blood Feast was released in the 60s, and […]
