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Blair Witch (You Can Pet the Dog Horror Game)

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Blair Witch (You Can Pet the Dog Horror Game)

  Any nerd has probably seen their fair share of videogame adaptations based on friggin awesome movies and considering the biblical magnificence of the cult classic The Blair Witch Project (1999) we can pretty much saw this coming (sooner or later). The iconic hype behind the film’s take on cursed woods discombobulating back-packing survivors to […]

Eldervale (Cthonic Orphange of Creepy)

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Eldervale (Cthonic Orphange of Creepy)

  Uh oh it's some creepy PS2-era shit look out. I like games that risk their existence with that kind of aesthetic. Or I'm just old fogey and any chance to live in the past I take from all holes. That's great because Eldervale has lots of holes you enter, though it really didn't impress […]

Silver Chains (Laundromat of the Haunted House Genre)

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Silver Chains (Laundromat of the Haunted House Genre)

  Ladies and germs, I braced myself for some spook-ful frights and gorged on all the mental asylum and haunted house games that succeeded before indie developer Cracked Heads released their demonic puzzle/exploration Silver Chains. Unfortunately, from the moment protagonist “Peter” totaled his bush bomb of a car into a tree and was met by […]

Visage (Arthritic Granny Escape)

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Visage (Arthritic Granny Escape)

  Finally, through all the years that have passed us by since the cancelled release of Silent Hill's heavily praised and also terrifying ‘P.T’, something sufficient stepped up to the table, filling the endless void of longing. The games called Visage, and it emerged into life by Indie development team SadSquare Studio in a bold […]

Apparition (Actually Scary Ouija Ghost Hunt)

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Apparition (Actually Scary Ouija Ghost Hunt)

  Okay this game freaked me out. When Fat Dog Games first told me about Apparition after I contacted them about a different game, I was disinterested because of how pathetic the theme seemed but I figured eh free play, review, move on. I was wrong. So very wrong and so very scared. Who would […]

Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)

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Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)

  Talk about some deceptive wording. Pandemic Express is billed with the word "zombie" thrown about but zombies there are none though escape plenty. I'm not sure why everyone latched onto it as a "zombie" thing when it stands perfectly fine on its own feet if you're into mutant insect people, but I suppose for […]

Agony Unrated (Real Hell Game Will Offend)

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Agony Unrated (Real Hell Game Will Offend)

  I've played some pretty vile games throughout my life. Hell, I can remember when gore first became a "thing" in games, or at least was made more visible by offended parents complaining about it. I've seen video game filth evolve from the most primitive to the most graphic and real. So what I'm saying […]

The Subject (Sci-Fi Horror Puzzle BDSM IN SPACE)

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The Subject (Sci-Fi Horror Puzzle BDSM IN SPACE)

  Puzzles? Horror? Space? Blast off (weak space and bondage jokes coming, on occasion). I've been digging more into these first-person survival romps and this is the first sci-fi-themed terror-ship I've decided to ride, mostly because the others all looked terrible and this one has spacecraft so The Subject had me gravitating towards it like […]

Oakwood (Dinosaur Horror WTF)

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Oakwood (Dinosaur Horror WTF)

  I saw some people ripping on this game and was like why? Dinosaurs come with gore, why not make a horror game from that? Or movie. I think part of the challenge lies in the vapidity that is the Jurassic Park series (III is the best STFU), which turned dinosaurs into something fearsome, but […]

Infliction (Ghost Story of RL Proportions)

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Infliction (Ghost Story of RL Proportions)

  Yo I can't get enough of that survival horror spooking. But I can get enough of the bad variety and I've received a few recently I don't have the heart to complain about because they're that bad. If you forgot or are new, I love destroying things that suck and making people cry, but the fact is that's only applicable […]

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