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Pounder – Uncivilized (Badass Period Heavy Metal)
I can't remember the last time I reviewed heavy metal. Unlike thrash, which you still feel totally badass for listening to, heavy metal can lack that effect outside of its original context, that is, the olden times. It has a tendency to feel more dated than Satanic imagery in metal at large. Oh shit […]
Fimbul \ giants \ Norse mythology \ not so frikken big \ trolls \ video games \ Viking stuff \ Wild River Games \ Zaxis
Fimbul (Almost Big Frikken Game)
Yeah been looking to hack and slash my way through a game recently and this one happened to randomly appear in my queue. Any game with big frikken beasts is sure to please a little, and if they're trolls, well cool then because lots of black metal maniacs read this site and they like […]
crust punk \ drug addiction \ film \ heroin \ Juro Šlauka \ punk \ punk rock \ Slovakia \ woah drug tag film
Punk Never Ends! (Heroin Crust in Slovakia)
Those who enjoy soap-opera drama of people’s misery should grab a glass of wine and popcorn for the feature debut from director Juro Šlauka, Punk Never Ends! (Punk je hned!), a bleak, realistic look into drug addiction. It’s the perfect film to let kids know the glamorous life they could lead if they became an […]
-ess \ Adele Mildred \ Deadlight Records \ doom metal \ Fiend \ Paris \ psychedelic rock \ sludge
Fiend – Seeress (Doompth Metal)
Yo I just came up with a new term: "doompth metal." At first read that sounds horrible, like a new taunt. You doompthus! That, another new word, is definitely a taunt, but doompth is not, sometimes. Okay let me be honest here it kind of is. Truth be told it's all I could come […]
Fat Dog Games \ first-person survival horror \ horror \ Mrciastku \ Ouija board scary \ Steam \ survival horror \ video game \ video games
Apparition (Actually Scary Ouija Ghost Hunt)
Okay this game freaked me out. When Fat Dog Games first told me about Apparition after I contacted them about a different game, I was disinterested because of how pathetic the theme seemed but I figured eh free play, review, move on. I was wrong. So very wrong and so very scared. Who would […]
Clipside Films \ Conspire Pictures \ England \ Film London \ Foreign Material \ goddamn I hate myself \ short film \ Toby Fell-Holden \ Western Edge Pictures
Balcony (Self-Loathing Identity Collapse)
Phew, this one is a killer. Man... Balcony is one of those films that doesn't tell you much about its real meaning until the ending. You think you got it all worked out. You're sure of it. This is a touching glimmer of hope in all the human garbage, you think, and then it […]
Besta – Eterno Rancor (Crust Metal Capitalism)
Yet another example of a book judged properly by its banking account. Marco Donida probably listened to Eterno Rancor as many times as I did, because I myself certainly thought of crucified snake Jesuses, a meth lab with a floating brain, a skeleton sycophant wading in toxic waste and refugee vomit with a bayoneted […]
mosquito tag \ PC \ PS4 \ Steam \ tag \ TALLBOYS \ tinyBuild \ trash talk central \ video game \ video games \ Xbox
Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)
Talk about some deceptive wording. Pandemic Express is billed with the word "zombie" thrown about but zombies there are none though escape plenty. I'm not sure why everyone latched onto it as a "zombie" thing when it stands perfectly fine on its own feet if you're into mutant insect people, but I suppose for […]
comic book \ film \ fuck Steampunk \ supernatural
The Spadina House (Lol Victorian Superpowers)
Goddamn I can't stop laughing at this. And that probably makes you think I hate it, but in actuality it's something else, trust me. The Spadina House proved quite difficult to review because it's rather simple to blow its cover in a second (I actually did already, you just didn't notice), so I'm conflicted […]
Back from the Grave Tapes \ experimental metal \ Hypnotic Dirge Records \ impressionistic \ Kuba Kujawa \ lady got me pre \ Omgeving \ post-metal \ prog-metal \ The Netherlands
Omgeving – Wijde Wijdte (Honestly Impressionistic Metal)
Now here's a guy who knows exactly what he's about all...the...time. Honestly not sure I do, however. Look at that cover by Polish tatoo artist Kuba Kujawa. Seriously look at it. Do you know what's going on there? You might think so at first. Now the band name, Omgeving, is Dutch for "surroundings" and […]