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android stuff \ Blade Runner WTF \ epic doom metal \ Germany \ High Roller Records \ Peter Gric \ VHS
Lord Vigo – Danse De Noir (Grandiose VHS Doom Metal with Robots)
Here's something I've said a lot: "God I hated this at first." Definitely said that here. I see "epic" used with anything, especially doom metal, which already has its own problems with pretension, and I just turn my head away. How dare you guys add epic to that? Are you crazy?! These guys are […]
depressive black metal \ depressive suicidal black metal \ DSBM \ Germany \ suicidal black metal \ Thanatoskult
Lebenssucht – -273,15°C (Now I’m Legit Suicidal Black Metal)
Man the pain just bleeds off of the self-inflicted cuts of this one, phew. Proper direction, vertically, along the length of the veins, goddamn... I'm seriously suicidal now, for show at least. Depressive Suicidal Black Metal (DSBM) doesn't get the hype it needs sometimes. Maybe it's too legitimately scary to some, I don't know, […]
Daniel Desecrator \ Florida \ hells headbangers \ Nekronikon \ Satanic death metal \ Tampla
Perdition Temple – Sacraments of Descension (That Florida Thing)
So how exactly did that Florida death metal thing start? Like how is it a certain place in the world just becomes associated with something like that? Seriously I want to know, and I don't want name-dropping to explain it, either. "Well, acktvally...Nocturnus, you know, uh...and then Killing Addiction, uh..." STHU, I know who […]
Bharata Danu \ Bharatadanu \ blackened goth \ blackened goth punk \ blackened punk \ Caligari Records \ Chile \ Edged Circle Productions \ Goth \ punk \ WTF am I saying
Sign of Evil – Psychodelic Horror (Blackened Goth Punk, I Think)
Phew almost missed this one I say. It just so happened that the limited 7" promo came in el email and I was like wut how I have no hear? Whatever, here it is anyway, whatever it is, I really don't know to be honest. So Chile is no stranger to some of the […]
Canada \ Costin Chioreanu \ heavy metal \ melodic death metal \ melodic thrash metal \ Ontario
Lutharö – Wings of Agony (Melodic Toddler Death Metal)
Yaaaaaaaaahhhhh (with a bit of fluctuating). That's practically how all these albums start out, those scream from the heart vocals, I just can't mimic the "epic" guitars and such properly with words so add those too. But damn does it feels moderately good this time for some reason WTF. I'm not sure I can […]
Colorado \ Denver \ holy shit so short \ noise punk \ powerviolence
Surge – Demo 2020 (Ungentrified Noise Punk)
After deciding against one of the albums I had in the queue for review this week I was like, man I need some punk you know? So I dug around and this one popped up out of an unmarked grave. Lol wow. I'm not even sure where to begin with it, even though in […]
beards \ Beatriz Castillo \ Black Seed Productions \ occult black metal \ Spain \ War Anthem Records
Balmog – Pillars of Salt (Bearded Occult Black Metal)
Yeah now we got some Spain up in this. When it comes to metal, Spain kills. And I don't think I've heard occult black metal killed as much as I have from Spain. I mean so killed it's kulled, plus the dudes doing it usually have these epic and genuinely scary beards they flit […]
ambient black metal \ Dodenbezweerder \ Iron Bonehead Productions \ Netherlands \ raw black metal \ woah long title
Dodenbezweerder – Vrees de toorn van de wezens verscholen achter majestueuze vleugels (Holy Shoiss SO LONG TITLE Ambient Black Metal)
Holy piss what a title this is. At least it translates well, but I'll leave that up to you because I don't want to waste any more space, goddamn. As I sit here with disease looming, stuff like this just sits so well. Part of me digs that classic black metal sound in almost […]
Chadwick St. John \ Inferna Profundus Records \ Ingrian Black Metal \ Inkshadows \ like get with it \ russia \ St. Petersburg \ Ulvdalir
Ulvdalir – Hunger for the Cursed Knowledge (Ingrian Black Metal Duh)
Did you even, like, know what "Ingrian Black Metal" was before this review? I know I didn't, lol. I had heard something of the region of Ingria, but I didn't realize there was this thing with black metal there until I heard Ulvdalir. I won't even get into the complex ethnic background of it […]
Canada \ Mario Lopez \ Ontario \ sword guy is cool though \ thrash metal
Raider – Guardian of Fire (Forged in a Meek Spark Thrash)
I like sword guy. I thought sword guy would bring me some thrash fire. But he brings more of a spark that could, some day, ignite into bigger flames of thrash. That requires hands willing to work for it, however, and the work needs to be personal. It is necessary to grind the thrash […]