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Apparition (Actually Scary Ouija Ghost Hunt)

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Apparition (Actually Scary Ouija Ghost Hunt)

  Okay this game freaked me out. When Fat Dog Games first told me about Apparition after I contacted them about a different game, I was disinterested because of how pathetic the theme seemed but I figured eh free play, review, move on. I was wrong. So very wrong and so very scared. Who would […]

Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)

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Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)

  Talk about some deceptive wording. Pandemic Express is billed with the word "zombie" thrown about but zombies there are none though escape plenty. I'm not sure why everyone latched onto it as a "zombie" thing when it stands perfectly fine on its own feet if you're into mutant insect people, but I suppose for […]

Agony Unrated (Real Hell Game Will Offend)

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Agony Unrated (Real Hell Game Will Offend)

  I've played some pretty vile games throughout my life. Hell, I can remember when gore first became a "thing" in games, or at least was made more visible by offended parents complaining about it. I've seen video game filth evolve from the most primitive to the most graphic and real. So what I'm saying […]

The Subject (Sci-Fi Horror Puzzle BDSM IN SPACE)

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The Subject (Sci-Fi Horror Puzzle BDSM IN SPACE)

  Puzzles? Horror? Space? Blast off (weak space and bondage jokes coming, on occasion). I've been digging more into these first-person survival romps and this is the first sci-fi-themed terror-ship I've decided to ride, mostly because the others all looked terrible and this one has spacecraft so The Subject had me gravitating towards it like […]

Oakwood (Dinosaur Horror WTF)

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Oakwood (Dinosaur Horror WTF)

  I saw some people ripping on this game and was like why? Dinosaurs come with gore, why not make a horror game from that? Or movie. I think part of the challenge lies in the vapidity that is the Jurassic Park series (III is the best STFU), which turned dinosaurs into something fearsome, but […]

Kontrakt (Schizophrenic Hitman Adrenaline Slaughter)

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Kontrakt (Schizophrenic Hitman Adrenaline Slaughter)

  I was always fascinated by the hitman life, or is it better to say hit-person? Anyway it's not like I know a hitperson or anything but that total disregard for the line between life and death must be a dark place. And for a morality-crushing, dark video game, playing such a creature as the […]

Defense: Abominations (First-Person Survival Turret Chaos)

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Defense: Abominations (First-Person Survival Turret Chaos)

  You know, when I first caught some pics of Defense: Abominations I expected an entry-level first-person shooter (FPS) effort from some Eastern European cyberflunk who can barely hack his own email. What I found was more of a mid-grade network spy who can almost hack this site's email but gives up because he's in the middle of programming […]

Graveyard Keeper (Cemetery Sim That Puts You Into An Early Grave)

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Graveyard Keeper (Cemetery Sim That Puts You Into An Early Grave)

  See how clever this site is with colloquialisms? I took that "early grave" idiom and applied it to this game right here about cemeteries! So clever! More clever than Graveyard Keeper, in fact, as much as that fact pulls the bones from my body and places them in the wrong tomb. That's right, I'm not going […]

My Big Sister (Soul-Crushing Reality-Infused Ghost Adventure)

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My Big Sister (Soul-Crushing Reality-Infused Ghost Adventure)

  There's been a surge in 16-bit styled games in the indie market, usually of the RPG variety since Squaresoft worship will never die. Was The Secret of Mana really that good? Remember one of the bosses was Santa Claus? Yeah, forget that game. Of course they released some pretty stellar titles otherwise, but were only one of several […]

Deluded Mind (First-Person Asylum Drug Romp)

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Deluded Mind (First-Person Asylum Drug Romp)

  My first thought on anything trying to frighten me using an asylum setting is one big looooooool I don't feel like writing. Whoops. Deluded Mind came up rather randomly while I was searching for another scray [sic] video game to review and I have to tell you it was not the theme that drew me to […]

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