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Canada \ glass in eyes thrash \ Quebec \ Svart Records \ thrash metal \ Velio Josto
Warsenal – Feast Your Eyes (Glass in Eyes Thrash Metal)
Lol holy shit if Velio Josto's sick cover doesn't say "yes you will like this," then you deserve some glass to the eyes, and ears because you don't deserve to listen either. I saw some complaints or something about the art but I won't even bother trashing that drivel. Warsenal are a fifth-edition textbook […]
cassette \ filthy products \ Greece \ limited edition \ post-black metal \ shirt \ so awesome
Natvre’s – Early Cvlts LIMITED EDITION Cassette and Shirt
Please note this is a PREORDER. Orders will ship within SIX WEEKS so take advantage of the package deal now! Anyway, since Deaf Sparrow's finances are in check, let us say, or rather, CEO has good job now yay, we can start CRAPPING OUT more stuff. For the past year I've been talking with […]
Arizona \ cyberbullying \ Diablo Macabre \ Diego Garza \ lol cyberbulled thrash \ Metal Devastation Records \ Motive \ retro thrash metal \ thrash metal
Motive – Fight the World (Cyberbullied Thrash)
I'm actually wondering why I'm reviewing this, because it's not going to be good. First reason I can muster, that art by Diego Garza (Diablo Macabre) is thick. Second reason, actually, no, we'll stop there. I have no other reasons I'm afraid. I've gone on the anti-retro thrash tirade a few times, or just […]
Belarus \ black metal \ Saturn Sector Rex \ scary black metal \ scary font \ scary logo \ scary symbols \ scary torch
Downcross – Mysteries of the Left Path (Scary Torch Black Metal)
Alright you know 1,000,000% this is black metal. It can't be anything else. All the signs are there. Dripping creep logo with some pentagram and upside-down cross shit in there, plus creepy goat head and bat wings, I mean wow that's just the logo and I'm not even close to done. What else? Lol, […]
Cracked Heads Games \ first-person survival horror \ Headup \ laundromat game \ Steam \ survival horror \ video game
Silver Chains (Laundromat of the Haunted House Genre)
Ladies and germs, I braced myself for some spook-ful frights and gorged on all the mental asylum and haunted house games that succeeded before indie developer Cracked Heads released their demonic puzzle/exploration Silver Chains. Unfortunately, from the moment protagonist “Peter” totaled his bush bomb of a car into a tree and was met by […]
Austria \ blackened death metal \ Hagzissa \ Iron Bonehead Productions \ occult metal \ specter metal \ spooky \ spooky metal \ Void A.D.
Hagzissa – They Ride Along (Real Specter Metal)
Occasionally a band like this just totally nails the spook thing. It's October, I'm late on reviewing this and disgusted at myself, it's cold only part of the day, and there are fake ghosts about so I need to fully feel the spook. It's a hard angle to play, though, there's a balance between […]
Canada \ depression \ Drofnosura \ Dusty Ray \ halp mi so sad \ Ontario \ sludge \ sludge metal \ Toronto
Drofnosura – Voidfever (Sludge Chunk of Depression)
Now and again I come across something like Voidfever and I'm like "where did everyone go?" As the skeletal-faced, hooded thing on the cover by Dusty Ray devours the eyes and pulls inward you become introspective, sullen, and separated. Is it just me listening to this? Why though? It troubles me when a great […]
films \ giallo \ Greenwich Entertainment \ Nicolas Pesce \ sadomasochism \ slasher \ thriller \ Universal Pictures \ WOAH TOO MUCH SEX STUFF
Piercing (Giallo Sadomasochist Thriller)
Piercing is a bizarre psychological thriller from writer-director Nicolas Pesce, which also doubles up as a dark, fucked-up rom-com that spreads giallo everywhere. Two negatives don’t make a positive, but two nuts create a violent and bloody mess, with lots of yellow. Reed is a family man with an awkward, timid nature, who harbors a desire to […]
Angry Demon Studio \ cyberpunk \ first-person survival horror \ Norse mythology \ Sweden \ video games \ Viking stuff \ WOW KEWL MIX
Apsulov: End of Gods (Cyberpunk Viking Scare)
Freaks, how do I put this? This game is exploding with badassery. From desperately scurrying through shadows away from trolls to fighting all sorts of fierce, colossal beasts with a mechanical arm, there’s always something refreshing. Apsulov: End of Gods was forged by small Swedish horror game studio Angry Demon and it perfectly blends […]
Alexander Tartsus \ carcass \ death metal \ Everlasting Spew Records \ Lord Gore \ Oregon \ Portland
Lord Gore – Scalpels for Blind Surgeons (What I Thought Carcass Would Sound Like Band)
As I said on Facebook a few times, Lord Gore clearly nails it for best metal band logo ever, any genre, of all time. I mean look at that, right? Every gender gets defiled equally! Talk about modern SJW pleasure centers. But then again I guess with songs like "Million Maggot March" it's pretty […]