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Rolling Through the Universe – Machines in the Sky

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Rolling Through the Universe – Machines in the Sky

Rolling Through the Universe might be most misleading band name of all time (barring Sluts Who Will Literally Come To Your House and Suck Your Cock For Free… nothing but lies, subterfuge and restraining orders there, believe me). Sound unheard, the name Rolling Through the Universe conjures a leisurely stroll past the pillars of creation, […]

Missiles of October – Don’t Panic

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Missiles of October – Don’t Panic

What is this some sort of Douglas Adams reference?  Listen, before we get to the punk, let it be know Deaf Sparrow does not like that novel one bit.  It was one of the most awful and overrated pieces of literature to ever pass these eyes (editor).  Isn't that interesting?  A digression at the start of […]

Wormwood – S/T

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Wormwood – S/T

Christmas has decayed away, it has fallen into the snow, crushed underfoot, ground into muddied mush speckled with blood.  Ahead the New Year approaches, and with it thousands upon millions of lies erupt from the maws of the damned, those sniveling wooden robots of society that drag their feet, make their purchases, make their promises, […]

Вий – S/T

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Вий – S/T

We were just totally in the mood for something terribly ugly today.  This one was actually discovered by accident, after checking out the Facebook page of SaturninE, who we reviewed only a few weeks ago.  Вий was an act playing with them in Italy for an underground doom gig that came up in the feed, […]

Boddicker – Crime Upheaval

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Boddicker – Crime Upheaval

It's too bad this cassette is sold out and anyone who now wants to listen to it has to resort to, pfff, digital.  Boddicker, get with the times.  Listen, anything like has to be listened to on at least vinyl or cassette.  It can't be any other way, especially since they use Detroit as an […]

SaturninE – S/T Demo

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SaturninE – S/T Demo

Wait, this is a demo?  There's no way, there's just no way.  This little beauty was tucked away in a box the old editor had in his possession, and this guy, new editor, found it while digging through the dregs to find the goodies to actually review (that's how we do it now, not everything can […]

Fistula – Vermin Prolificus

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Fistula – Vermin Prolificus

Started an interesting conversation with the guy from the distro that sent us this today about my wife's total dedication to doing squats.  Anyway, that's private stuff, kind of like a fistula.  No, not the band, but what they're named after, which is probably the worst thing that can ever happen to the human body. […]

Hammerhands – Glaciers

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Hammerhands – Glaciers

Awhile ago during one of our Quick n' Dirty reviews, we gave a nasty review of a band called Hammer Fist and now this is a review of a band called Hammerhands, so the real question and the point of this review is what is tougher - a fist of hammer or hands of hammers?  Continue […]

Cassette Assault! Noise, Noisy, Noisier!

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Cassette Assault! Noise, Noisy, Noisier!

Uh oh, folks, it's time for another...cassette assault!!!!  Or perhaps those exclamatives should be written as !!!!11!11!!!!  Either way, we're bringing it in that beautiful analog format that warps in the sun and makes stuff like this sound even better.  Last time we had a selection of four beautiful pieces of plastic from one label, […]

Abstracter: Tomb of Feathers

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Abstracter: Tomb of Feathers

This is a really cool album title, but unfortunately Tomb of Feathers is only an almost cool album.  That sounds a lot more harsh than it actually was to us, so please, continue to read.  Don't stop now, it is your destiny.  Abstracter is a progressive black metal band from out of California.  With all of […]

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