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Oakwood (Dinosaur Horror WTF)

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Oakwood (Dinosaur Horror WTF)

  I saw some people ripping on this game and was like why? Dinosaurs come with gore, why not make a horror game from that? Or movie. I think part of the challenge lies in the vapidity that is the Jurassic Park series (III is the best STFU), which turned dinosaurs into something fearsome, but […]

Morbid Messiah – Demoniac Paroxysm (So Messy)

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Morbid Messiah – Demoniac Paroxysm (So Messy)

  This is one of those releases where you know exactly what you’re in for yet it cleverly hides its filth so it passes Facebook censorship with flying colors. Note, for example, the torn, nude corpse at the bottom. I can guarantee their stupid scraper won’t notice it even though nipple shots are a no-go. […]

The Blissful Accidental Death (Memories Hurt)

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The Blissful Accidental Death (Memories Hurt)

  After the painfully cocky, and very French, rejection from Cannes we realized we’ll always be bottom-feeding worms. That’s fine, because most art films don’t make any money anyway. Shit, neither do we… Well forget that aborted attempt at an intro, because this is the beginning of more film coverage, especially shorts, which are grossly […]

Chong Wizard – The Reality Stone

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Chong Wizard – The Reality Stone

  There’s something far more potent lurking in Canada (Vancouver, BC specifically) than mere moose, hockey, or maple syrup. What could possibly hit harder than those two? Why, it’s none other than your friendly neighborhood DJ Chong Wizard, of course, who’s probably Deadpool’s favorite hip hop producer yo. While a comic book motif isn’t exactly […]

Infliction (Ghost Story of RL Proportions)

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Infliction (Ghost Story of RL Proportions)

  Yo I can’t get enough of that survival horror spooking. But I can get enough of the bad variety and I’ve received a few recently I don’t have the heart to complain about because they’re that bad. If you forgot or are new, I love destroying things that suck and making people cry, but the fact is that’s only applicable […]

Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

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Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

  Boy did I sit on this one a long time. I mean, yeah, we sit on stuff a long time in general, but this is different because hard copy submissions, provide we will review them in the first place, have always gotten priority. Why you break your own rules? My excuse is I listened […]

The Atrocity Exhibit – Extinction Solution (I Will Buy The Shirt)

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The Atrocity Exhibit – Extinction Solution (I Will Buy The Shirt)

  Yeah you know this site, we rip on grindcore something fierce. Not sorry. Usually the trash we get is not just trash, it’s the oozing bile sinking to the bottom of the trash. No, it’s lower than that, it’s the blackened stench you can’t even see that emanates from that foul liquid and not even […]

Upgrade (Death Wish + Linux = )

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Upgrade (Death Wish + Linux = )

  Upgrade is the second film by the Australian Leigh Whaddel, a co-creator of the Saw franchise. Thankfully this film represents a movement away from Whaddel’s earlier gory shenanigans and is a venture into the holiest of holies: science fiction. As opposed to exploring a world where a pig mask wearing grandpa gets hard from […]

Sacral Rage – Beyond Celestial Echoes (Spacey Speed)

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Sacral Rage – Beyond Celestial Echoes (Spacey Speed)

  Lol, spacey speed, you like that? Good because we’re going to keep this trip to the stars going. Greek speed/thrash space bandits Sacral Rage I’ve only heard from whispers in the galaxy and barely a solar tendril of their sound has ever come to my ears until Beyond Celestial Echoes. The album has received […]