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Cartel Tycoon (1980s Narcotics Business Sim)

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Cartel Tycoon (1980s Narcotics Business Sim)

  Lol what a perfect idea for a game. I love playing sims, mostly those of the deep dive type made famous by Side Meier. Civilization, duh. In his incredible programming career, dude also started the tycoon craze, whereby the player runs some sort of business. He was not the first to conceive of this […]

Expedition Zero (Finish Your Chores Survival Horror)

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Expedition Zero (Finish Your Chores Survival Horror)

  Here I go again with a survival horror review, am I going to say it? Yes. The genre usually relies on story. In many cases it’s more like playing a book than a game, because the player is left to click on obvious items while following a force-fed path as the plot unfolds. I […]

Happy’s Humble Burger Farm (Not For Adults Kid Horror Game)

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Happy’s Humble Burger Farm (Not For Adults Kid Horror Game)

  Survival horror has came a long way from Alone in the Dark, Silent Hill, and others, growing in popularity over the past two decades. Beginning as a strictly for-adults genre, it progressed into horror…for kids. Due in huge part to the massive success of Five Nights at Freddy’s, coupled with the boom of kid […]

Despot’s Game (Tiny Naked People Military Kill Game)

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Despot’s Game (Tiny Naked People Military Kill Game)

  Ooohhh here’s an interesting one, yeah. Been awhile since I played some cool strategy shit and this is some cool strategy shit in military style. In all my time playing first-person survival stuff, Despot’s Game was a welcome release, a break from the usual that is quite definitely a break I’d be willing to […]

Waking (Third-Person Coma Survival Game)

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Waking (Third-Person Coma Survival Game)

  Certain things are just great. The right creator can craft masterpieces as if simply breathing. It comes to them like the next in-breath, something they never even have to think upon. I knew Waking was going to be spectacular when I read the promo, and there was nothing about the assumption that ended up […]

Garage Bad Trip (Acidhead VHS Zombie Horror)

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Garage Bad Trip (Acidhead VHS Zombie Horror)

  Yeah here we go. If there’s one thing that’s an easy sell in a video game, it’s got to be mutated freaks you blast into pieces, but maybe not because WTF no one seems to be playing this. But wait add getting high off of chemically-soaked rats, killing prisoner guards with nail guns, two-headed […]

Pathologic 2 (First-Person Suffering Sim)

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Pathologic 2 (First-Person Suffering Sim)

  When I stumbled across this game on Steam, my dumbass dismissed it foolishly quick. “Wow, another generic first-person survival horror shooter.” But this idiotic train of thought couldn’t be further from smart. I anticipated completing it in a few sittings, which slowly descended into a thick, depressing mosh of trial and error as I […]

Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)

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Pandemic Express (Mosquito Mutant Tag With Assassin Mimes)

  Talk about some deceptive wording. Pandemic Express is billed with the word “zombie” thrown about but zombies there are none though escape plenty. I’m not sure why everyone latched onto it as a “zombie” thing when it stands perfectly fine on its own feet if you’re into mutant insect people, but I suppose for […]

Graveyard Keeper (Cemetery Sim That Puts You Into An Early Grave)

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Graveyard Keeper (Cemetery Sim That Puts You Into An Early Grave)

  See how clever this site is with colloquialisms? I took that “early grave” idiom and applied it to this game right here about cemeteries! So clever! More clever than Graveyard Keeper, in fact, as much as that fact pulls the bones from my body and places them in the wrong tomb. That’s right, I’m not going […]