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Hidden Temple Records \ psychedelic \ Rolling Through the Universe \ sludge \ space man like totally ride a comet
Rolling Through the Universe – Machines in the Sky
Rolling Through the Universe might be most misleading band name of all time (barring Sluts Who Will Literally Come To Your House and Suck Your Cock For Free… nothing but lies, subterfuge and restraining orders there, believe me). Sound unheard, the name Rolling Through the Universe conjures a leisurely stroll past the pillars of creation, […]

Belief Mower Records \ Heavy \ kinda not scary too tho \ Muscle and Marrow \ scary
Muscle and Marrow – The Human Cry
Muscle and Marrow have steadily been carving a name for themselves into the tree trunk of heavy/weird music for a little while now. The carving reads “Muscle & Marrow <3’s scary as fuck atmosphere.” If you think that’s a bit of a wordy thing to carve into a tree, then you suck at comprehending allegory. […]

80sorGREATIES?amirite \ Coffins on IO \ Kayo Dot \ The Flenser Records
Kayo Dot – Coffins on IO
Toby Driver has overdosed on Ariel Pink albums. Admittedly, it’s not a difficult thing to do. If you can get past the almost impenetrable production of his earlier releases it’s quite clear that Ariel Pink has made some of the most compelling music of the last decade and a half. For anyone with an ear […]

death \ Faith No More \ hate \ I didn't hate Martin Atkins before but I think I do now \ there is no god \ why?
Fuck This: Faith No More – Tribute of the Year, Disk 2
Shortly after completing part one of “Fuck This: Tribute of the Year“, I began to feel ill. I’m not making this up. For about three weeks, I felt malaised, lethargic… unwell. I’m a productive type and I lead a very busy life. To that end, I often don’t sleep enough or eat properly, but this […]

Faith No More \ Fuck This \ geneva convention pls \ help me \ Invisible Records \ Shit \ torture
Fuck This: Faith No More – Tribute of the Year
Editor’s note: Typically we avoid first-person around here, but Mort felt that this was too personal a vendetta to put on all of us, so he’s willing to take the blame (hint, all of it). This will be part of one of our new special features, which we’re just calling “Fuck This,” and will use […]

fuck you \ Heavy \ holyfuckingshitballsheavy \ noise \ Whores
Whores.: Clean.
This album is the heaviest goddamned thing to exist since that asteroid that wiped all those dumb-ass dinosaurs off the earth, presumably so this album could get made 20 million years later. You know the Moon in Majora’s Mask? The one that grimaces down at you, as it slowly approaches Termina and eventually crushes the […]