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electronic \ emotional tragedy \ Goth \ holy shit more pls \ Jessica93 \ Teenage Menopause Records
Jessica93: Who Cares
Originally we were going to have a new writer do this a few months ago, but she crapped out, as most “potential” writers do around here. Seriously, what’s so hard about writing a few paragraphs throughout the week for music you receive for free? Anyway, it was I (editor) who first came across this, and […]
all that shat bru \ ambient \ black metal \ crucial blast \ Mors Sonat \ my God yes more please \ noise
Mors Sonat: Comforts in Atrocity
Crucial Blast rarely, and we mean rarely, releases anything that isn’t good. Plus, he’s like a one-man machine that combines several genres into his label, not to mention having one of the best mail order catalogs in the world with stuff from pretty much everywhere. One of his fortes is noise, and though we had […]
crap film \ die \ Disney \ Frozen \ garbage film \ go to hell \ movie sucked \ please shut up \ shut up \ worst film in the world
10 Reasons Why Disney’s Frozen SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK
I can’t believe this is happening. Why in the Hell are we bothering with this stupid review? Whatever, anyway, that’s right, this article deserved a full-out CAPS assault to get your attention, and also to get more hits on Google. Sometimes we do odd things around here. We’re sure you all feel cool being ultra […]
awesome groove \ let's get it on \ My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult \ sex maniac witch \ spoon me baby \ TKK
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult: Spooky Tricks
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, which we’ll hereafter refer to as ‘The Kult’ to save some space, is easily one of the most influential, and perhaps the most prolific band the electronic underground has ever seen. Since their groundbreaking work in the 80s and 90s with such legendary tunes as “The Day of […]
Mystery School Records \ Rapegoat \ Satanic butt punk \ sleazy as bawls
Rapegoat: S/T
Something about this album made me hate it at first (editor), and it seems to be an unusual conflict we usually don’t see around here. This was largely due to the appearance of the “should I review this?” question because I know one of the guys in it. But in our quest to be completely […]
horror \ max suck \ Shock Waves \ suckor \ VHS \ water zombies
Shock Waves (VHS)
Ummm…hmm. Here’s a film lots of people wonder about. And if they’ve seen it, they usually rave about it. “Oh shit Shock Waves,” they’ll say, most likely. In fact I (editor) can remember my brother and I at the old rental place always wondering about it, but for some reason never checking it out in […]
absolute devastation \ Aesthetic Death \ black metal \ holy shit are you serious \ noise metal \ sludge \ Wreck of the Hesperus \ you shall not survive
Wreck of the Hesperus: Light Rotting Out
Anyone who doesn’t enjoy this album and pretends to understand depressing funeral doom is full of crap. So full of crap. We’re talking like your DNA is literally crap if you say such a thing. Your parents were no better than the C.H.U.D. that spews the bile-ridden sewage that led to there actually being a […]
all of that \ doom \ help me I'm dying \ Hypnotic Dirge Records \ Odradek Room \ prog \ so dark \ so depressing \ Ukraine
Odradek Room: Bardo. Relative reality
No no no, we didn’t improperly write the title, that’s how it appears verbatim on the album cover, so give us a break. We don’t correct grammar and syntax errors of bands if they’re being “artistic” for us. Especially if they assist us with their knowledge, explaining the meaning of the Tibetan word ‘bardo’ on which […]
good Gothic metal \ Hypnotic Dirge Records \ Lycanthia \ not joking \ really brah \ seriously
Lycanthia: Oligarchy
Sometimes we kind of have this “thing” for Gothic metal, especially of the black variety, or perhaps with a touch of “the doom” for extra thickness. When properly combined these things create a tragic beast. It’s the kind of thing denied by God as something which may exist, the kind of thing that gets you […]
gore grind \ Parricide \ same old grandfathery old man grind something with guts and stuff \ Squash Bowels
Squash Bowels/Parricide: Old Grindfathers and Their Grind
Ahhh, grind, probably the one genre in metal that refuses to go anywhere, it’s completely content. You see the same thing with older veins of hardcore. If you appreciate it for what it is, then hey, why not? Otherwise ‘not’ is your only option. Squash Bowels is a goregrind band from out of Poland, which […]
