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Anathema: Distant Satellites

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Anathema: Distant Satellites

There really shouldn’t be an introduction to Anathema – a band who’s been experimenting with rock and metal since 19-fucking-90. Their 2012 release Weather Systems won great praise from critics and currently holds an average of 90% from six reviews on Metal-archives.com. Shit, with Distant Satellites being their 12th release, you would think they would run out […]

The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)

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The Witch Who Came from the Sea (VHS)

Wow, here’s a pile of mutated, rotting, festering, very-bad-smelling human fluid and waste products.  Let’s get something straight around here.  I love bad movies, love em.  And there’s no sense in arguing why, because if you’re reading this, you’ve been there too.  The troubling filming techniques, the poorly articulated dialog, the horrid acting, the ridiculous […]

Scaredycat: run.

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Scaredycat: run.

Wife was stoked about this.  Why?  Sticker.  We need stickers for our scooter.  Unfortunately, this sticker is not being placed there, at least not yet.  Why?  Because I was stoked too, but cold water was tossed all over my naked body.  Nothing beats some good spazz, and yep, not only the promo sheet says it, […]

Abstractive Noise: of the Adder’s Bite

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Abstractive Noise: of the Adder’s Bite

Now and then we receive something so mind-blowingly spectacular it takes us too long to write the review.  Why?  Because words escape us.  We can tear apart the most pathetic of albums with little effort, we can gum profusely the awesomness of post-black metal, but when we face something like this, our words are mere […]

Inverticrux: Malcontent Manifestation Monitoring Program

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Inverticrux: Malcontent Manifestation Monitoring Program

This album has probably received the most listens out of anything we’ve ever encountered.  It can so easily change the opinion of the listener it deserves it, because you go into it expecting one thing, come out with another, go back again, come out with yet another, it never ends.  Inverticrux, formerly Vintage Flesh, is […]

Doom: VS: Earthless

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Doom: VS: Earthless

A long time ago in a summer, far, far away, Draconian’s Turning Season Within came out and changed the game for my musical world.  Few albums since then have come close to matching the sheer amount of emotional significance that Turning Season Within invokes.  Johan Ericson, one of the masterminds behind such a fantastic album has his own […]

Nocturnal Breed: Napalm Nights

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Nocturnal Breed: Napalm Nights

We’ve encountered this whole retro thrash thing a number of times over the past few years, in fact you’re probably sick of us saying that, but there are a couple of worthy bands who were doing it before it was cool, or before it was considered retro.  How can something even be retro if it […]

Emptiness: Nothing But The Whole

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Emptiness: Nothing But The Whole

Let’s start with punches; the Belgian black metal band Enthroned makes generic music. They’re one of many icons that represent the stagnation of black metal’s growth today by consistently spitting out bland black metal. The reason why this is discussed because two of the primary members of Enthroned are also a part of the band […]

Hoth: Oathbreaker

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Hoth: Oathbreaker

Always give credit to self-released bands who put this much effort into it.  Hoth took the time to write a thorough promo sheet, including a frakkin sticker to sweeten the pot.  We’ve encountered them before, though Cole didn’t like them very much, primarily because they’re self-proclaimed Star Wars fanatics and he didn’t like their, let’s […]

Devoid: The Invasion EP

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Devoid: The Invasion EP

Only the truly knowledgeable of us know that India produces death metal.  And only the truly underground of those who are knowledgeable know that India can produce good death metal.  It’s sad because several of their homegrown power teams are actually quite good, others not so much, but that’s to be expected anywhere.  Transcending Obscurity […]