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el doomerage \ Evadne \ funeral doom \ le doomerino \ los doomos \ Solitude Productions
Evadne – The Shortest Way
It’s time for some doom peeeeeoooople. Solitude Productions is a stellar label out of Russia with a primary focus on all things doom, though much of it of the ‘funeral’ variety, generally speaking. Meaning emotional, sometimes brutally slow, sometimes symphonic, none of that stoner crap stuff. Well, okay, so there is occasionally some of that, but […]
avant-garde metal \ black metal \ Charnel House \ dissonance \ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP \ oh so much \ SYGIL Records \ wait stop that's too much
Charnel House – Contagion
First off, just so you know, the artwork there is taken from the fold-out poster inside with the CD, which is superb. That being said, let it be known, the concept behind Charnel House is awesome. It’s a great idea, because nothing is better than mixing beauty with dissonance, especially the quality of dissonance found […]
black metal \ depressing but not \ ease up on dat tremolo thank you \ Hypnotic Dirge Records \ Windbruch
Windbruch – No Stars, Only Full Dark
There has been a lot of bullshit coming out of Russia lately – Russian military missiles, caviar, Putin’s pubes, Putin’s dumb fucking face, Putin’s sad, wimpy dick, Putin’s pungent asshole, etc,.. Fortunately for everyone not in Russia, there is good news; Russia can produce good music from time to time and Windbruch’s No Stars, Only Full […]
doesn't really go anywhere \ electronics \ experimental \ guitar \ so sorry please forgive us \ Storm Ross \ the truth hurts
Storm Ross – The Green Realm
This one hurts, it does. It always hurts us to our core when we have to give something an average or even slightly negative review. But not just that, because sometimes being negative is entirely enjoyable. However, in cases when the submission comes so professionally done and with so much care given to the […]
french fry song \ fuzz galore \ love that bass \ potatoes and guys without fingers \ Riff Fist \ something about riffs \ stoner
Riff Fist – Fistful of Riffs
This presents a conundrum of the most profound. Is the fist made of riffs? Or is it rather that the riffs are made of fist? This question may be impossible to answer, and we’re certainly not intelligent enough around here to figure it out, so we’ll save this philosophical speculation for the rest of you. […]
Black Crown Initiate \ bro love \ cat love \ girlfriend love \ progressive death metal \ PS I love you
Black Crown Initiate – Song of the Crippled Bull
This review is going to end up being a huge pitch to sell/follow a band that really deserves a lot more respect and Facebook “Likes” than what they currently have. Black Crown Initiate from Reading, Pennsylvania have been a touring monstrosity, playing with titans like Fleshgod Apocalypse, Behemoth, 1349, and a personal favorite, SepticFlesh. Already they’re touring on the […]
ad noiseam \ ambient beatz dawg \ DnB \ give me dat beat yall \ too much beetz to h4ndl3 \ Underhill
Underhill – Prologue
Said it before, and we’ll say it again, nothing, we repeat, nothing this label sends us is below a 4/5, ever. As soon as we open that beautiful, sealed digipak of a release by the beast known as Ad Noiseam, our minds explode into a billion pointless words in a futile effort to explain how very […]
bring it more please \ Moonlight Records \ more doom dudes \ Shinin' Shade \ where's the power? \ WTF more this needs more
Shinin’ Shade – Sat-Urn
It’s not good when you start with one of the worst band names we’ve encountered in awhile. We suppose, though, that if you’re going for more of the 1960s or 70s in terms of your “doom” it sounds fitting, like Blue Cheer or Incredible Hog. However, that always irritates the piss out of us, because […]
animal rights \ atmosphere \ girl singing from all angles \ screw humanity \ The Way of Purity \ WormHoleDeath Records \ yes yes yes
The Way of Purity – Equate
Sent a stack of WormHoleDeath releases to one of our writers to do a nice, giant article on the label, because the guys behind it are awesome, hardworking, and in spite of their underground status really push the promotional level of their stuff and take it with a grain of salt, which is a rarity […]
Dune \ Frank Herbert \ not as bad as first but still kind of sucks \ real bad \ sci-fi \ so I guess it's okay \ sucks bad
Frank Herbert’s Dune Sucks: Part II – Dune Messiah
If you started here, you started wrong, or in my opinion thematically, probably right. I suggest you read my analysis of Dune before going through this one. If you’re interested, just click here for the truth about that living suck. Dune Messiah was Herbert’s first sequel in his Dune universe, and it tends to be […]
