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Stanley StepanicPosted in
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No CommentDon’t be sad bad mad, we rate like it’s school here you provincial scum! 3/5 is far from “good,” it’s a goddamn D- duh! Get real, learn the numbers.
5 – The absolute best, worship as a deity.
4.5 – Minimum rating for canon material.
4 – Minimum rating for deuterocanon material.
3.9 – Maximum rating for apocrypha material.
0 – The absolute worst, purge, exorcise, sacrifice and ridicule this filth.
Don’t be dumb, I rate here like it’s a grade you receive in high school you provincial! The base scores are below, but I use decimals around here. For example, a 4.5 is a better score than a 4.4. And don’t even try to tell me a 3/5 is a C, that junk’s a D GET WITH IT.
5 – Reserved for the absolute BEST.
4.5 – Minimum score to be considered Canon.
4 – You should probably consume this. The lowest rating for Deuterocanon.
3.9 – Highest possible rating for Apocrypha.
2 – It is fun to laugh at this thing.
1 – It scores insofar as it merely exists.
0 – Devoid of meaning or purpose, reserved for the absolute WORST or most OVERHYPED.
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