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Doombringer – The Grand Sabbath

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Doombringer – The Grand Sabbath

It’s amazing how many idiotic reviewers, zines, and joke sites are out there these days.  It’s practically a pandemic of Buzzfeed-styled click-attacks, tag lists of bullshit, and further a lack of proper research.  With the power of the internet, really, is it so hard to study before you write?  Doombringer are a Polish black metal […]

Kult Ofenzivy – Nauky různic

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Kult Ofenzivy – Nauky různic

This one needed to sit in the head awhile, but not for the usual sitting reasons.  It’s not a ‘grower’, as some say, it wasn’t something of the “different than their last one” variety, either.  This is one that to any reviewer with an affection for black metal will most likely seem to be something […]

Isolator – Culture & Principal of Anti​-​Human Exaltation

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Isolator – Culture & Principal of Anti​-​Human Exaltation

Loneliness, crushing loneliness.  If you’re not feeling that right now, stop right here, go no further.  For this is the kind of thing you can experience in only one context; in the middle of wretched solitude.  No feeling, numb, cold, and in complete darkness.  Without these elements you’ll completely misunderstand everything about this album.  There […]

Horrified – Descent Into Putridity

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Horrified – Descent Into Putridity

You know what, now and then we like to just lean back around here and listen to something with full expectations of what it has to offer.  No secrets, no surprises, just something that tears and is completely open about its method of tearing.  Some flesh removed from your eardrums, sir?  Yes, please, that will […]

Inquisitor – Walpurgis – Sabbath of Lust

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Inquisitor – Walpurgis – Sabbath of Lust

Damn it, these guys screwed up our whole system of article titles.  See, we start with the band name and then a dash, followed by album title.  So when the album title contains a dash within its boundaries we are doomed to looking like we’re reviewing a three-way split.  So, just for clarification, this is […]

Swallowed – Lunaterial

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Swallowed – Lunaterial

Today, you know what?  You know what guys and girls?  It’s time for complete destruction of everything.  Let’s tear it all down, let’s rip out this thing called a soul that we don’t believe in anyway and burn it into metaphysical ashes.  Let’s take this thing called order and obliterate it and whatever remains we’ll […]

Cendra – 666 Bastards

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Cendra – 666 Bastards

This was going to go to a new reviewer, but her response was “2 topical”, but it just so happens this guy right here (editor) doesn’t mind that at all, at least not this week.  No, forget that, our opinions are pure, never based on emotional whims, never based on fanaticism for bands that don’t […]

Bludded Head – Reign in Bludd

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Bludded Head – Reign in Bludd

Reign in Bludd, Bludded Head’s most recent ep-pun-ymous release, is a sweet relief, a breath of fresh air, gentle breeze kissing the soft and carefree cheek.  Sure, the band’s suitably riff-and-distortion heavy, and sure, vocalist Nevada Hill’s desperate and oft-thin warbles sound as though they were drummed up from one unnameable pit miles below the […]

Missiles of October – Don’t Panic

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Missiles of October – Don’t Panic

What is this some sort of Douglas Adams reference?  Listen, before we get to the punk, let it be know Deaf Sparrow does not like that novel one bit.  It was one of the most awful and overrated pieces of literature to ever pass these eyes (editor).  Isn’t that interesting?  A digression at the start of […]

Repulsor – Trapped in a Nightmare EP

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Repulsor – Trapped in a Nightmare EP

Talk about some thrashtastic artwork, it references practically every legendary VHS cover or film poster from the 1980s, such as Virgin Among the Living Dead or City of the Walking Dead.  With that in mind, it comes with an expectation of retro worship.  In fact, that’s kind of what’s been going on in thrash for the past […]