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Cartel Tycoon (1980s Narcotics Business Sim)

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Cartel Tycoon (1980s Narcotics Business Sim)

  Lol what a perfect idea for a game. I love playing sims, mostly those of the deep dive type made famous by Side Meier. Civilization, duh. In his incredible programming career, dude also started the tycoon craze, whereby the player runs some sort of business. He was not the first to conceive of this […]

Der Fan / The Fan (West German New Wave Horror Thriller)

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Der Fan / The Fan (West German New Wave Horror Thriller)

  You ever go to a concert and see that lost soul in the corner with the faraway thousand-yard stare? Yeah, I think you have…this movie is about one of those. Long unseen for many years aside from those of us unlucky enough to discover it in the Adult section of the video store (where it snuck out under the name Trance) and scholars such as Chas […]

Shriek of the Mutilated (Killer Yeti Trash Horror Film in 4K)

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Shriek of the Mutilated (Killer Yeti Trash Horror Film in 4K)

  From the filmmakers behind Snuff and Invasion of the Blood Farmers comes Shriek of the Mutilated. That’s right, this long-dormant creature feature is back to win over an unsuspecting world once again. Perhaps the first and maybe only low-budget monster mash centered around a yeti, this film is in its own haphazard way wildly […]

Expedition Zero (Finish Your Chores Survival Horror)

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Expedition Zero (Finish Your Chores Survival Horror)

  Here I go again with a survival horror review, am I going to say it? Yes. The genre usually relies on story. In many cases it’s more like playing a book than a game, because the player is left to click on obvious items while following a force-fed path as the plot unfolds. I […]

Barbarian – Viperface (Regressive to the Core but Not a Bore Thrash Metal)

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Barbarian – Viperface (Regressive to the Core but Not a Bore Thrash Metal)

  I like the way these guys play, on two counts. One, the literally playing of the music, and two, the playing with the audience. Not so easy a task when you be playing that retro type of thrash, which can sink into its own past too often and lose the listener in bygone eras, […]

Cara Neir – Phantasmal (Cybergrind Chiptunes Screamo Horror)

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Cara Neir – Phantasmal (Cybergrind Chiptunes Screamo Horror)

  Yo let me break the “don’t review after release” rule I set some years ago. Sometimes, my will be done, because rarely do I get stuff like this, and typically after release too like WTF. Like get on that earlier promo train sons. Anyway so Cara Neir came out of nowhere, or, actually, I […]

Midnight (Greasy Shag Carpet Devil Worship Film)

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Midnight (Greasy Shag Carpet Devil Worship Film)

  Once more, the titans at Severin Films strike back with a fine piece of skeevy sleaze guaranteed to make you want to take a bath afterwards. John Russo’s Midnight was his first attempt to escape from under the considerable shadow of his former partner George A. Romero, and in many ways it fails but […]

Martha is Dead (Folkloric Stolen Identity Psychological Horror Game)

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Martha is Dead (Folkloric Stolen Identity Psychological Horror Game)

  Here again I feel like I have to pull out the “you just don’t get it” mantra due to negative reviews I skimmed concerning this latest psychological horror, ahem, masterpiece. Ugh, it’s the same old, tiresome complaints, too. The gameplay is tedious, the shock horror was unnecessary, the story was too long, blah blah […]

Sedimentum – Suppuration Morphogénésiaque (Mucosal Death Metal)

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Sedimentum – Suppuration Morphogénésiaque (Mucosal Death Metal)

  Nice I just came up with another new genre tag. I mean, let’s face it, these days there’s just too much out there and too much melding of styles to just say “death metal” and expect people to get it. So like, if we call Canada’s Sedimentum as such, where does that leave us? […]

The Allins (Depressing Waste of Humanity Documentary Sadness)

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The Allins (Depressing Waste of Humanity Documentary Sadness)

  Let me preface this by stating that I have never been a GG Allin fan. I know some of you swear by the guy and his “mission” but the truth ain’t nothing but the truth. Allin wasn’t a revolutionary or even a cut-rate performance artist, just another poseur playing the human geek show gambit […]