Don’t be dumb, I rate here like it’s a grade you receive in high school you provincial! The base scores are below, but I use decimals around here. For example, a 4.5 is a better score than a 4.4. And don’t even try to tell me a 3/5 is a C, that junk’s a D GET WITH IT.

5 – Reserved for the absolute BEST.

4.5 – Minimum score to be considered Canon.

4 – You should probably consume this. The lowest rating for Deuterocanon.

3.9  – Highest possible rating for Apocrypha.

2 – It is fun to laugh at this thing.

1 – It scores insofar as it merely exists.

0 – Devoid of meaning or purpose, reserved for the absolute WORST or most OVERHYPED.