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HAMMR – Eternal Possession (Swirling Bodies Blackened Speed Punk)

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HAMMR – Eternal Possession (Swirling Bodies Blackened Speed Punk)

  Nasty stuff this one. What can I expect from a guy who played guitar and drums for Demona holy shit? For whatever reason, and I don’t care to ask, he struck it out on his own with this act, HAMMR, right around the same time aforementioned Chilean speed metal harpy girl all but disappeared […]

Silhouette – Les Retranchements (I Get It You Don’t Atmopheric Black Metal)

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Silhouette – Les Retranchements (I Get It You Don’t Atmopheric Black Metal)

  I was trying to understand the hate I saw this debut getting on the onlines but then I remembered most people are idiots and I’m the best at this review thing. To summarize the brief lameness I witnessed, I read that Les Retranchements was lacking focus in its combination of the delicate with the […]

Happy’s Humble Burger Farm (Not For Adults Kid Horror Game)

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Happy’s Humble Burger Farm (Not For Adults Kid Horror Game)

  Survival horror has came a long way from Alone in the Dark, Silent Hill, and others, growing in popularity over the past two decades. Beginning as a strictly for-adults genre, it progressed into horror…for kids. Due in huge part to the massive success of Five Nights at Freddy’s, coupled with the boom of kid […]

Tormentor Tyrant – S/T (Primordial Hate Metal)

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Tormentor Tyrant – S/T (Primordial Hate Metal)

  Over the years I’ve shortened my review length as more and more people forget how to read. Who reads anymore? But today I’ll be even shorten than usual, because there is little to say. Finland’s Tormentor Tyrant, fresh with only two singles before this EP, have supplied my current need of bestial power sufficiently. […]

Last Night in Soho (Most Overhyped Film of 2021)

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Last Night in Soho (Most Overhyped Film of 2021)

  When the patron saint of gimmicky editing announced a giallo-inspired horror movie, film bros collectively squealed. Following prestige festival screenings, Last Night in Soho opened wide in the U.S. just in time for Halloween. The good news: Edgar Wright has reined in his showy style. The bad news: the film wants to be a […]

Mental Devastation – The Delusional Mystery of the Self Part I (What Thrash is Supposed to Sound Like)

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Mental Devastation – The Delusional Mystery of the Self Part I (What Thrash is Supposed to Sound Like)

  Phew, now this title is sure a fooking mouthful. Maybe that’s why it took me so long to finish this review, I was still reading it lol. Actually, I waited because to be honest most of the December promo pool was absolute garbage. This one came in rather early so I sat on it, […]

Diablery – Candles (Symphonic Greek Black Metal Mastery)

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Diablery – Candles (Symphonic Greek Black Metal Mastery)

  Really didn’t feel like listening to goddamn black metal this month. Don’t know why. Probably the vast number of shitass promos I received. Banal splits. Upside crosses all over the fucking place. Pointy logos. Stupid corpsepaint whateverthefuck. Some shit about snow. Tanks or something I don’t know. Holding swords as if to assault but […]

Blood Breed (Sad Bad Retro-Inspired Survival Horror)

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Blood Breed (Sad Bad Retro-Inspired Survival Horror)

  The appeal of “retro” styled games has been in full swing for the last few years. Many gamers remember the good old days of survival horror and that’s where games like Blood Breed come in, an obvious throwback to PS1 horror from its blocky graphics, schlocky dialogue, and overall feeling of escaping over fighting. […]

Charnel Altar – Abatement of the Sun (Vile, Life-Ruining Blackened Death Doom)

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Charnel Altar – Abatement of the Sun (Vile, Life-Ruining Blackened Death Doom)

  Well here’s an album that will turn you into a godforsaken, lowest form of scum. I mean this is just some of the most disgusting shit I’ve heard in awhile. Total garbage liquid. Total vomit feces. Total bile clot. That’s about what Charnel Altar’s latest rot pile is, something like that. Abatement of the […]