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Chong Wizard – The Reality Stone

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Chong Wizard – The Reality Stone

  There’s something far more potent lurking in Canada (Vancouver, BC specifically) than mere moose, hockey, or maple syrup. What could possibly hit harder than those two? Why, it’s none other than your friendly neighborhood DJ Chong Wizard, of course, who's probably Deadpool's favorite hip hop producer yo. While a comic book motif isn’t exactly […]

Infliction (Ghost Story of RL Proportions)

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Infliction (Ghost Story of RL Proportions)

  Yo I can't get enough of that survival horror spooking. But I can get enough of the bad variety and I've received a few recently I don't have the heart to complain about because they're that bad. If you forgot or are new, I love destroying things that suck and making people cry, but the fact is that's only applicable […]

Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

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Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

  Boy did I sit on this one a long time. I mean, yeah, we sit on stuff a long time in general, but this is different because hard copy submissions, provide we will review them in the first place, have always gotten priority. Why you break your own rules? My excuse is I listened […]

The Atrocity Exhibit – Extinction Solution (I Will Buy The Shirt)

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The Atrocity Exhibit – Extinction Solution (I Will Buy The Shirt)

  Yeah you know this site, we rip on grindcore something fierce. Not sorry. Usually the trash we get is not just trash, it's the oozing bile sinking to the bottom of the trash. No, it's lower than that, it's the blackened stench you can't even see that emanates from that foul liquid and not even […]

Upgrade (Death Wish + Linux = )

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Upgrade (Death Wish + Linux = )

  Upgrade is the second film by the Australian Leigh Whaddel, a co-creator of the Saw franchise. Thankfully this film represents a movement away from Whaddel’s earlier gory shenanigans and is a venture into the holiest of holies: science fiction. As opposed to exploring a world where a pig mask wearing grandpa gets hard from […]

Sacral Rage – Beyond Celestial Echoes (Spacey Speed)

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Sacral Rage – Beyond Celestial Echoes (Spacey Speed)

  Lol, spacey speed, you like that? Good because we're going to keep this trip to the stars going. Greek speed/thrash space bandits Sacral Rage I've only heard from whispers in the galaxy and barely a solar tendril of their sound has ever come to my ears until Beyond Celestial Echoes. The album has received […]

Heads for the Dead – Serpent’s Curse (Super Group Stuff)

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Heads for the Dead – Serpent’s Curse (Super Group Stuff)

  Yeah that's the best I had to describe this one, "super group stuff," because I wanted highlight that when a group is referred to as "super" it often precludes a positive review. You set anything up as so damn super and it's more inevitable it will fail due to its assumption of superiority. Luckily […]

Kontrakt (Schizophrenic Hitman Adrenaline Slaughter)

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Kontrakt (Schizophrenic Hitman Adrenaline Slaughter)

  I was always fascinated by the hitman life, or is it better to say hit-person? Anyway it's not like I know a hitperson or anything but that total disregard for the line between life and death must be a dark place. And for a morality-crushing, dark video game, playing such a creature as the […]

Essenz – Manes Impetus (Pandering Black Metal)

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Essenz – Manes Impetus (Pandering Black Metal)

  Manes Impetus, the latest from Berlin, Germany’s Essenz, is nearly an hour long which is fine if the goal is to produce a musical journey encapsulating the musical anguish of the forebears, artistic sadism, and creative passions. Aesthetic value 10/10, but we don't score like that here whoops. This one progresses through some fairly […]