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England \ epic power metal \ fantasy power metal \ Hampshier \ power metal \ Prosthetic Records \ Southampton \ Stan-W Decker \ Stanislas W. Decker \ United Kingdom
It seems I only review power metal when the band has like a quadshmillion fans. I try not to, and I’m probably wrong, but maybe it’s true. Well, whatever, though I prefer bands with lower exposure there’s a reason a fan count gets that high, and it’s not vapidity. Sometimes fans are just correct. […]
Caelan Stokkermans \ Connecticut \ melodic doom metal \ Newington \ Prosthetic Records \ United States
I sat on this one awhile because it didn’t sit well with me at first, and I believe I finally know the reason. But keep reading before you get incensed from that opening line, I have more to say on the matter. Fires in the Distance are quite the mouthful in a variety of […]
Italy \ Margherita Petrucci \ mathcore \ post-hardcore \ post-mathcore \ Prosthetic Records
I been bumming cuz I haven’t had any good hardcore in awhile. Actually, is there any lol? Most of those old bands are running on farts at this point (translation: old and uninterested in change). That’s why the whole post-(insert genre) thing gained headway about a decade ago, or was it two? Like, get […]
crossover \ crust \ Iowa \ Iowa City \ Nightmare Imagery \ Prosthetic Records \ United States
I wasn’t sure what I was getting into with this one. The cover has this primitive, war or occult death metal style, but wait is that supposed to be the Flying Spaghetti Monster or something? Like WTF? Where is this leading me?! Still anyone cool enough to name their band Dryad must have something […]
grindcore \ mathcore \ Nick Povey \ powerviolence \ Prosthetic Records \ United Kingdom
Ah so glad I received this so everyone can STFU that I don’t review music of this type. I just rarely get the good stuff. How many times do I have to say that? I guess every time since people tend to stop here once in their life for that one thing they heard […]
Australia \ brutal death metal \ Mitchell Nolte \ Prosthetic Records
With such a genius cover making every attempt to disturb me (it won’t work, though) I knew Werewolves had only a slight chance to deliver what I wanted. What do I want? Sometimes I have no clue, though now and again I pray to get a good punk or hardcore submission, but if someone […]
Maggot Stomp \ Matt Browning \ New York \ Prosthetic Records \ Rochester \ rotting death metal
I knew this was going to be some sordid puke when I scoped the cover. I’m not even sure what the hell’s going on in it but I like it. Like is it some living cave that gave birth to a pseudo-human android slime or something? How can you cut off someone’s head with […]
death metal \ Deathrite \ Germany \ just plain old death that isn't so plain \ Prosthetic Records
The start of the week, the start of work, or the start of not doing work, or not getting up, or hating everything until Thursday when it all seems bright again. Until then, work, work, and work. But if you’re at work, what are you doing on this site? That’s easy to explain because you, like […]