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Flesher – Tales of Grotesque Demise (Soaky Bath Bomb Flogging Death Metal)

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Flesher – Tales of Grotesque Demise (Soaky Bath Bomb Flogging Death Metal)

  Ready for a lame analogy of an intro? This is like a soaky bomb in steaming water with candles to a fan of death metal. An album that relaxes for its familiarity and calms the mind of a death metal fan. “Ah, there it is, I remember it,” you say. For this phenomenon to […]

Evil Laugh (Sordid Skeleton Kink Slasher)

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Evil Laugh (Sordid Skeleton Kink Slasher)

  By 1986, the slasher subgenre had all but run its course. After the one-two punch of Halloween and Friday the 13th raked in serious box office, every major and indie distribution company had to take a stab at the formula, thus creating a surplus of largely forgettable junk. The “Law of Diminishing Returns” set […]

Tamara (Sexy Dead Witch Bullying Revenge)

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Tamara (Sexy Dead Witch Bullying Revenge)

  Having never seen the film version of Tamara, I went into this with only the knowledge of the blurb and the hope that the creator of one of the most unhinged franchises, Final Destination, would conjure a book that leaves you wishing for an entire library collection. Tamara really does live up to that […]

Decarnation (Ghastly PTSD Adventure Horror)

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Decarnation (Ghastly PTSD Adventure Horror)

  You’d think it wasn’t at all possible to bend a genre in a new direction, but here we are, with Decarnation. When I first got a glimpse of the visuals in the promo, I thought immediately of the classic JRPGs and action-adventure titles localized by Square/Square Enix for the SNES back in the 1990s. […]

Luring – Triumphant Fall of the Malignant Christ (Phantasmal Atmospheric Black Metal)

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Luring – Triumphant Fall of the Malignant Christ (Phantasmal Atmospheric Black Metal)

  Ahhhh breathe in that atmosphere. I’ve honed my tastes over the past few years and this is proof. Actually, make that a decade or longer. Fact is I receive so much stuff I’ve heard practically everything imaginable. And I’ve said it a number of times, black metal can rarely wake me up, let alone […]

Story of a Junkie (IRL Drug Culture Docudrama)

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Story of a Junkie (IRL Drug Culture Docudrama)

  The crown jewel in the paste crown of the Troma Team, Lech Kowalski’s Story of a Junkie (originally filmed as Gringo) is a wild trip through despair and addiction on the sordid streets of the Lower East Side circa 1983. Depressing, exhilarating, refreshing and a marked contrast from the usual Troma swill, Story of […]

Of Darkness – Missa Tridentina (Orchestral Ambient Funeral Doom)

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Of Darkness – Missa Tridentina (Orchestral Ambient Funeral Doom)

  Pretty sure I know at least one of the guys in this band somehow, digital acquaintance level, but I can’t put my finger on it… Whatever, I’m sure if I took the time to look I’d determine this Spanish outfit has had its hands in a number of disgusting bands in some way, but […]

Meurtrières – Ronde de nuit (French Medieval Heavy Metal)

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Meurtrières – Ronde de nuit (French Medieval Heavy Metal)

  Well, here’s a band name I had to copy and paste because I couldn’t write it properly! But that’s besides the most important point, which is, sigh, sorry, like, well, you know, I wasn’t entirely sure I even liked this to review it. But, hey, a real critic (ahem, me, not with like 1000 […]

Cult of the Lamb (Cutesy Cultist Simulation)

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Cult of the Lamb (Cutesy Cultist Simulation)

  Oh Devolver Digital, you will forever be more interesting than any other publisher to date, continuing to release weird, wacky games that beg the question “How cute can we make human sacrifice?” The answer: adorable. From developers Massive Monster, Cult of The Lamb was a game that I thoroughly enjoyed. Not only is it […]

Cystic – Palace of Shadows (Existential Death Metal)

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Cystic – Palace of Shadows (Existential Death Metal)

  I think I encountered this, at least once before, where an album sounds like garbagio on headphones. Perhaps it’s time to realize my Ghostbusters headphones aren’t exactly, well, stereo quality… Anyway, these guys blast on a system, even PC speakers, so we’ll forget about that. Now that we got the dripping death metal out […]