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Alkerdeel – Slonk (Sludge Upon Your Sensibilities Since 2005)

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Alkerdeel – Slonk (Sludge Upon Your Sensibilities Since 2005)

  Lol these guys. I get an Alkerdeel submission and that’s pretty much what I say to myself, in all sense of veneration, of course. I mean seriously was totally excited to listen this, for more reasons than are necessary to explain. Not only have I been listening to them for nearly as long as […]

Werewolves – What a Time to Be Alive (Actually Brutal Death Metal)

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Werewolves – What a Time to Be Alive (Actually Brutal Death Metal)

  With such a genius cover making every attempt to disturb me (it won’t work, though) I knew Werewolves had only a slight chance to deliver what I wanted. What do I want? Sometimes I have no clue, though now and again I pray to get a good punk or hardcore submission, but if someone […]

Demoniac – So It Goes (Blackened Thrash Jazz Woah)

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Demoniac – So It Goes (Blackened Thrash Jazz Woah)

  Ah, here comes a band that’s far more clever than most. Blackened thrash usually has a clear aesthetic, but Chile’s Demoniac abandon the established foundations for something newer. It’s not just the look, though that cover is just sick, nor is it the more philosophical title of So It Goes, Demoniac also incorporates unexpected […]

Altered Dead – Returned to Life (Rotting Death Groove)

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Altered Dead – Returned to Life (Rotting Death Groove)

  I have this feeling now when I see a cover like this from any band in the “death metal” party (political reference) that it’s going to be a little unusual, a little against the grain, and also a little enjoyable, for once. Yes, I said it. Anyway, so Canada’s Altered Dead have been but […]

Kohate (Sci-Fi BDSM Horror Puzzle Run)

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Kohate (Sci-Fi BDSM Horror Puzzle Run)

  This game is strikingly similar to The Subject (our first video game review on this site I believe, same company too) but its approach is much different and its storytelling more refined, though that “tie me down you beast” aesthetic is still present (lol). In Kohate you play the roll of an unnamed prisoner […]

Satanized – Baphomet Altar Worship (Scary Tiki Torch Blackened Death Metal)

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Satanized – Baphomet Altar Worship (Scary Tiki Torch Blackened Death Metal)

  This is yet another sick promo from Portugal I’ve received these past few months, though the band photos it came with included one with dude creepily crossing two flaming tiki torches omg so scary. In spite of that silliness, you’d still expect sickness upon looking at the cover by Thailand’s “Sickness 666” with, let’s […]

Rvbber VVitch – Mastvrbations Malveillantes MMXVII (Violations of the Pee-Pee Region Industrial Black Metal)

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Rvbber VVitch – Mastvrbations Malveillantes MMXVII (Violations of the Pee-Pee Region Industrial Black Metal)

  Sometimes you can just tell by a band’s name and the title of an album that you’re in for something not just different, but foul to the extreme. So foul you’re pretty sure fingers have violated your most sensitive areas. This is not so easy to do when going for the u-as-v and w-as-two-vs […]

The Deep Ones (H.P. Lovecraft Lo-Budget Stank Horror by Chad Ferrin)

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The Deep Ones (H.P. Lovecraft Lo-Budget Stank Horror by Chad Ferrin)

  Ask most horror nerds why there’s never been a truly successful Lovecraft adaptation, and they’ll tell you it’s because Lovecraft never described his monsters, but chose to keep them in the shadows, and once you drag something ineffable into sunlight it loses its power. I call bullshit on that for a few reasons. First, […]

Yuki-onna – It’s Useless To Go On (Delicate Harsh Noise Wall)

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Yuki-onna – It’s Useless To Go On (Delicate Harsh Noise Wall)

  Ah time to blast some harsh noise wall (HNW) eh, though it irritates me I have to spend precious moments of my day looking for this stuff. It needs to come in the promos and more regularly, without my effort specifically. I continuously find it baffling how little noise bands and labels put into […]

Sacrocurse – Supreme Terror (Torture Dungeon Death Metal)

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Sacrocurse – Supreme Terror (Torture Dungeon Death Metal)

  Cool now we got some Mexican bile for you. Covered some black metal today, of the dungeon variety, now let’s move it on to death metal of the blackened variety, also possibly in a dungeon of sorts. That depends on your interpretation. Mine would lean in that direction, with echoing, tortured, howling screams rebounding […]