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Hello Neighbor 2 (Goosebumps Survival Horror)

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Hello Neighbor 2 (Goosebumps Survival Horror)

  I’ve always been a bigger movie dork and music nerd than a gamer, but in the face of doing right by the Captain…looks like it’s time to play them games. What better game to start than the eagerly awaited Hello Neighbor 2. The first installment set the game world on fire with it’s family-friendly […]

Sonic Poison – Eruption (Apocalyptic Combat Grind)

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Sonic Poison – Eruption (Apocalyptic Combat Grind)

  Lol I saw this called grindcore somewhere? Please, listen, restrict the usage of that tag to bands that are bad please. I mean come on this is clearly combat grind. I feel bad for those out there dealing such nonsense, but even worse for myself because I have to waste time pulling out a […]

Dryad – The Abyssal Plain (Occult Crossover Crust)

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Dryad – The Abyssal Plain (Occult Crossover Crust)

  I wasn’t sure what I was getting into with this one. The cover has this primitive, war or occult death metal style, but wait is that supposed to be the Flying Spaghetti Monster or something? Like WTF? Where is this leading me?! Still anyone cool enough to name their band Dryad must have something […]

Creeper (Quasi-Retro Social Media Slasher)

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Creeper (Quasi-Retro Social Media Slasher)

  Oh, look! Another Unearthed Films release has darkened my doorstep! And what has my absolute favorite pig trough of cinematic splatter swill got running for all us little gore piggies today? Looks like it’s a dire little opus called Creeper. What could this be? Let’s check it out. Cally and Erica are two socialites eerily […]

Nothingness – Supraliminal (Melty Death Metal)

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Nothingness – Supraliminal (Melty Death Metal)

  I consider this part of the mystery of the label Everlasting Spew Records. Like, why don’t I seem to hear more about shit like this? Dude’s got the name down, and the roster he carries, daing. Case in point, the latest full-length form Minnesota puke lords Nothingness, Supraliminal, which, as far as a cursory […]

The Gauntlet – Dark Steel and Fire (You’d Probably Call This Diabolic Blackened Rock)

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The Gauntlet – Dark Steel and Fire (You’d Probably Call This Diabolic Blackened Rock)

  We’ve got a real textbook mishmashing of diabolic generalities about this one amongst lesser critics, as expected. “Ominous.” “Haunting.” “Malevolent.” “Satanic party.” Wait, WTF. Satanic party? Do you people even proofread what the hell you’re writing? This is the usual garbage spewed out to describe something like this, which in essence is primitive blackened […]

Scorn (Anatomically Inaccurate Childbirth Walking Simulator)

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Scorn (Anatomically Inaccurate Childbirth Walking Simulator)

  Have you ever wanted to experience the miracles of childbirth at the cellular level? Scorn is probably not an anatomically accurate reinterpretation, but from the mechanically mushy corridors to the gruesome parasite covered protagonist, it’s an absolute delight for horror fans with some of the most incredible art direction of any game I have […]

Nocturnal Departure – Clandestine Theurgy (Corrupted Black Metal)

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Nocturnal Departure – Clandestine Theurgy (Corrupted Black Metal)

  This one surprised me. In many ways it features forms that are quite standard to black metal as a whole, specifically second-wave, yet there are variations that, though they’d at first seem only slightly atypical, are instead strangely unique. Canada’s Nocturnal Departure relies heavily on the old school, but the new school they’re peddling […]

Congealed Putrescence – Within the Ceaseless Murk (Swampy Death Metal)

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Congealed Putrescence – Within the Ceaseless Murk (Swampy Death Metal)

  Here’s another one of these releases, but, hey, I’ll take it. I was going to call it murky death metal, which I did the other day for another release, and which this certainly is, I mean look at the EP’s title! But, since these scumbags are from New Orleans I figured swampy would be […]

Mope (Seedy Black Comedy)

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Mope (Seedy Black Comedy)

  One of life’s rich pleasures in mining the cinematic abyss for new treasures is discovering a diamond in the rough, some proof that there’s still gold in them there hills. Is there anything left that can traumatize, mesmerize and pulverize like the classics of yore? Lucas Heyne’s Mope is dead proof that a movie can still come […]