Home » Posts tagged with » death metal (Page 2)

Lord Gore – Scalpels for Blind Surgeons (What I Thought Carcass Would Sound Like Band)

\ \ \ \ \ \

Lord Gore – Scalpels for Blind Surgeons (What I Thought Carcass Would Sound Like Band)

  As I said on Facebook a few times, Lord Gore clearly nails it for best metal band logo ever, any genre, of all time. I mean look at that, right? Every gender gets defiled equally! Talk about modern SJW pleasure centers. But then again I guess with songs like “Million Maggot March” it’s pretty […]

Trench Warfare – Hatred Prayer (Ear Infection Death Metal)

\ \ \ \ \ \

Trench Warfare – Hatred Prayer (Ear Infection Death Metal)

  It’s easy to start back up after a vacation where I got a double ear infection (inner and middle, both ears) with some filthy death metal that sounds just like that. Actually listened to this one quite a bit before I left for that fateful, poisonous trip, so it seems fitting to return with […]

Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Drawn and Quartered – The One Who Lurks (WTF Am I Looking At Metal)

  Boy did I sit on this one a long time. I mean, yeah, we sit on stuff a long time in general, but this is different because hard copy submissions, provide we will review them in the first place, have always gotten priority. Why you break your own rules? My excuse is I listened […]

Bonehunter – Children of the Atom (Some Sort of Metal)

\ \ \ \ \

Bonehunter – Children of the Atom (Some Sort of Metal)

  Woah WTF so we got this new update to the site backend and I have no idea what I’m looking at… Hey, kind of like the latest from Bonehunter, Children of the Atom, so that works out better than I expected. I mean look at that great cover by Joe Petagno. I have no idea what it […]

WITCH KING – Voice Of The Ossuary (Another Satan Metal Band)

\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

WITCH KING – Voice Of The Ossuary (Another Satan Metal Band)

  Sometimes the stupid titles I come up with sound more condescending than they actually are. They’re more congenial, at times, like this time. I mean, come on, can’t we at least question the Satan thing in metal once in awhile? Just once I’d like to see someone or some band do something a little more […]

Maligner – Attraction to Annihilation (Everything Should Be Burned)

\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Maligner – Attraction to Annihilation (Everything Should Be Burned)

  Lol this is such a goddamn fitting album to review today, it really is. If you’re not aware, this site is so apolitical you’ll swear off any potential party affiliation or political worldview immediately. Keep that crap out of here, unless it’s to start flame wars in the comments so the site gets more hits. […]

Crawl – Rituals (Sweden Does It Again, Basically)

\ \ \ \ \ \ \

Crawl – Rituals (Sweden Does It Again, Basically)

  I feel like I’ve been getting a lot of Swedish metal the past few months. Actually, it’s probably more than I’ve noticed it since it’s been pretty damn good in general. I really need to stop with the italics joke, so let’s see if I can make it through the rest of this. Really I don’t need […]

Demise – De la Manipulación A la Ignorancia (Guerrilla Metal RETURNS)

\ \ \ \ \ \

Demise – De la Manipulación A la Ignorancia (Guerrilla Metal RETURNS)

  Anything from South America that is metal and has at least one mask-wearing member I like to now call “Guerrilla Metal,” because I feel like I’m soaking in a jungle and being shot upon by many machine guns. And I just can’t get enough of all of these bands referring to their following as “hordas.” […]

SIEGE COLUMN – INFERNO DEATHPASSION (New Jersey IN THE FLESH)

\ \ \ \ \ \ \

SIEGE COLUMN – INFERNO DEATHPASSION (New Jersey IN THE FLESH)

  I rarely specify where exactly a band is from in the US unless there’s some well-known association with a genre and particular area, city, or whatever. Also I guess that depends on state size, right? Like most people will just say Rhode Island instead of specifying a city, outside of the pretentious wonderland of […]

CASSETTE ASSAULT (Stuff I’ve Been Sitting Upon)

\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

CASSETTE ASSAULT (Stuff I’ve Been Sitting Upon)

It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, and that’s primarily because of a special app I’m seriously working on for the site where I can give some press to stuff I don’t review on in this way anymore. Bad art, or just ehhh releases, will all have their due eventually. Sometimes this […]